Hey there, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this whole 6 inch penius thing. It’s a big deal, ya know? A...

So, you wanna know about how common an 8-inch penis is, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t as common...

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this Super Bowl ticket sweepstakes thing. It’s a big ol’ deal, you know? Everybody...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these relationship cards. See, folks nowadays, they got all these fancy ways of...

This here marriage thing, it ain’t always easy, you know? Sometimes, folks get their hearts all tangled up, and it...

Well, well, well, look at this here. They want me talkin’ about somethin’ called “sexually poems.” Sounds a little fancy...

Well, let me tell you, this whole thing about is it wrong to be gay, it’s got folks all riled...

Well, I gotta say, this cum emoji thing, it’s somethin’ else. I don’t know much about these things, all these...

Hey there, honey. Let me tell you somethin’. This whole “ready sex” thing, it ain’t like pickin’ tomatoes off the...

That leap frog, you know, it ain’t about no real frog jumpin’. It’s somethin’ else, somethin’ for the bedroom, if...