Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout somethin’ I heard, somethin’ ’bout relationships and horses, not real horses, mind you, but...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this… this thing, this… “home flesh light.” Folks keep whisperin’ ’bout it, so...

Well, let’s talk about this “doggy style” thing, you know, the one where the man is behind. I’ve heard folks...

Well, hello there! Let’s talk about somethin’ kinda hush-hush, you know? Somethin’ folks don’t usually yak about in broad daylight....

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this “super straight” thing, you know? Heard folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured...

How to Give a Creampie? Well, ain’t that somethin’. You young folks and yer fancy words. Back in my day,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Fox Searchlight Pictures 2013 logo thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy movie person, but...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this “devil’s threesome” thing. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this… this “almightyjay got herpes” thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’,...

Well, let me tell ya, relationships, they ain’t easy. It’s like tryin’ to herd chickens, always somethin’ scatterin’ ever’ which...