Okay, here’s the thing, I tried this “self golden shower” thing, and it was way wilder than I expected. I saw some people talking about it online, and I was like, “Why not?” I’ve always been kinda curious about trying new things, so I figured I’d give it a shot.
First, I drank a ton of water. Like, a whole lot. I wanted to make sure I had plenty to, you know, work with. I waited for a while, feeling my bladder get fuller and fuller. It was kinda exciting, actually. That feeling of pressure building up, knowing what I was about to do.
Then I went to the bathroom.
- I stood in the tub, took a deep breath, and just started peeing.
- I tried to aim it up in the air, like a fountain, but it was harder than I thought.
- I ended up getting some on my face, which was a shock at first.
- It was warm and surprisingly not as gross as I thought it would be.
I kept going, experimenting with different angles and trying to see how high I could get it to go. It was actually pretty fun, in a weird way. I started laughing, and that made it even harder to aim. I was making a mess, but I didn’t even care. It was just so ridiculous and liberating.
After I was done, I felt this strange sense of accomplishment. Like I’d conquered some weird, personal challenge. I cleaned up the tub, took a shower, and just thought about what I had done.
It wasn’t some life-changing thing, but it was definitely an experience.
I felt a little naughty, a little adventurous, and a whole lot of “what the hell did I just do?” I don’t know if I’ll do it again, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda fun. Maybe it’s a one-time thing, maybe it’s not. Who knows? Life’s too short to not try weird stuff, right?
