Alright, alright, listen up y’all. I’m gonna tell ya how to make one of them… uh… “homemade fleshlights,” they call it. Fancy name for somethin’ simple, if you ask me.
What You’ll Need, Kinda Sorta
First off, ya gotta gather yer stuff. Don’t need nothin’ fancy, mind you. Just some things you probably got layin’ around the house. We ain’t buildin’ no rocket ship here.
- An old sock, yeah, the kind ya wear on yer feet. Make sure it’s clean, though. Nobody wants a smelly… you know.
- Some soft stuffin’. Could be cotton balls, could be those little foam peanuts they pack in boxes. Even old rags will do, just make sure they ain’t scratchy.
- A plastic bottle, the kind soda comes in. Not too big, not too small. Just right, ya know?
- Scissors or a knife. Be careful with them sharp things, ya hear?
- Tape. Any kind will do, duct tape, scotch tape, whatever you got.
- Some lube. Yeah, ya know what I mean. Gotta make things slick. You can use some cooking oil if you’re really in a pinch, but it might feel weird and give you the runs.
Putting it All Together, Nice and Easy
Now, the fun part. First, take that plastic bottle and cut off the top part. Ya just need the bottom part, the cylinder thingy. Don’t cut yerself, now. If you do, well, clean it up good and wrap it tight.
Next, take yer sock and turn it inside out. Why? I dunno, just seems like the right thing to do. Then, start stuffin’ that sock with the cotton balls or whatever ya got. Pack it in good, but not too tight. Ya want it soft and squishy, not hard as a rock.
Once the sock is stuffed, stick that bottle thingy inside. It should fit nice and snug. If it’s too loose, add more stuffin’. Too tight? Take some out. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya.
Now, here’s the tricky part, kinda. Ya gotta fold the top of the sock over the bottle and tape it down real good. Ya don’t want that bottle slippin’ out, now do ya? Use plenty of tape, make sure it’s secure.
Almost Done, Just a Few More Things
Okay, so now ya got yer… thingamajig all put together. Looks kinda funny, I know, but trust me, it works. Before ya use it, make sure ya give it a good once over. No loose tape, no sharp edges, nothin’ that can poke ya in the wrong place.
And don’t forget the lube! Like I said, gotta make things slick. Just squirt some on the inside and all around the top. And make sure you clean it real good after every use! Nobody wants a nasty, germy thing.
Some Extra Tips, From Me to You
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I do know a thing or two about makin’ do with what ya got. Here’s some extra tips:
- If ya want it to feel tighter, use a smaller sock or add more stuffin’.
- If ya want it to feel looser, use a bigger sock or take out some stuffin’.
- Ya can experiment with different materials for stuffin’. Maybe some old pantyhose, or even rice. Just be careful ya don’t use anything that might get stuck or break inside ya.
- You can also decorate your… creation, if you like. Wrap some colorful fabric around it or glue on some beads and whatnots. Make it pretty, make it yours. If you don’t get any company now, you for sure won’t get any after you show them this thing!
And that’s about it, folks. Not too hard, right? Now go on and have yerself some fun. Just remember to be safe and keep it clean. And for god sakes, keep it to yourself, not everyone needs to know your business.
One Last Thing
If you’re feeling really ambitious, you can try using different kinds of bottles. A ribbed bottle, for example, might give you a different sensation. But hey, you go ahead and experiment, find out what you like. It ain’t nothing to be embarrassed about. You got needs and sometimes you gotta take things into your own hands, literally.
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