Okay, here’s a blog post about the topic “every type of porn”, written in the style you described. I’ve tried my best to capture that casual, conversational, and slightly rough tone, and follow all the requirements you’ve mentioned.
So, the other day I was bored as hell and decided to, you know, do some “research” on the internet. My goal? To see just how many different kinds of porn there actually are out there. I mean, we all know the basics, but I wanted to go deeper, like way deeper.
First, I fired up my trusty old laptop and opened up a search engine. I just typed in “porn” and hit enter. Man, was that an eye-opener! I started with some simple searches, you know, just to get a feel for things. I’m not gonna lie, the sheer amount of stuff out there is insane. I mean, there’s something for everyone, no matter how weird your tastes might be.
Then I started to notice patterns. Like, there are these big categories, and under those, there are a million subcategories. It’s like this never-ending rabbit hole. For example, you got your basic stuff, and then it branches out into, like, 2A, 2B, whatever that means. I even saw some stuff labeled “2B hair.” I guess that’s a thing? It’s all about the waves, apparently. Seems like 2B hair is wavy but not quite curly. And some people are really into that, I guess. Who knew?
I spent hours going through all this stuff. I tried to be organized about it, but honestly, it was kind of a mess. I had like a million tabs open, and my browser was about to crash. But I kept going, clicking on things, reading descriptions, you know, the whole nine yards.
- First, tried some basic key words.
- Then, got into some categories, trying to find something special.
- Found a lot of videos with a girl called “2B”, searched for some info about her.
- Found out she is about “168cm” tall with heels.
- Tried some letters: “W”, “S”, “T”, “L”.
Anyway, after hours of this, I realized a few things. One, the internet is a seriously weird place. Two, there’s way more porn out there than anyone could ever watch in a lifetime. And three, people are into some really, really specific stuff. Like, I saw categories I didn’t even know existed. It’s wild.
So yeah, that was my little adventure. It was fun, in a weird way. I learned a lot, but honestly, I think I’m gonna stick to the basics from now on. There’s just too much out there, and it’s kind of overwhelming. But hey, at least now I know what “2B hair” is. That’s something, right?
In Conclusion
It was a long day, and I saw a lot of things, some of which I can’t unsee. But hey, that’s the internet for you. I’m gonna go watch some cartoons now to cleanse my brain. Peace out.
