Well, well, well, look at this here title. “How to be rough during sex,” you say? I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, let me tell you. Not like these young’uns today with their fancy phones and whatnot. Back in my day, we didn’t need no instructions for this kind of stuff. But, alright, let’s see if this old brain can still churn out some sense about this rough sex business.
First thing’s first, you gotta have a partner, right? I mean, you can’t be doin’ this all by yourself. Gotta be someone you trust, someone you know ain’t gonna run off screamin’ at the first sign of trouble. This rough sex stuff, it ain’t for the faint of heart, you see.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon rough sex means things gettin’ a little wild. Not like them gentle lovey-dovey scenes in them romance pictures, no sir. This is more like… well, like a good ol’ wrestling match, but in the bedroom, if you catch my drift. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with either way, long as everyone’s happy and safe, that’s the main thing.
I heard some folks like to be tied up. Now that’s somethin’ else. Like a hog tied up at the market, but I suppose if that’s what gets your engine goin’, who am I to judge? Rough sex and tied up, they probably go together like beans and cornbread, I reckon.
And then there’s this spankin’ business. A little swat on the behind never hurt nobody, I guess. But I ain’t talkin’ about no love tap, mind you. This is rough sex we’re talkin’ about. I suppose if you’re into that, a good spankin’ might just do the trick. But remember, gotta be careful. Don’t want nobody gettin’ hurt for real.
And the noise, lord have mercy, the noise! I heard some folks, they like to scream and holler. Like a bunch of wild banshees let loose. I guess it adds to the excitement, this rough sex and screamin’. Just make sure you ain’t scarin’ the neighbors, or the livestock if you’re out in the country. That would be a sight, wouldn’t it?
Now, some of these young folks, they got all these fancy words for this stuff. They call it “Dom” somethin’ or other. Sounds like a fella’s name to me. But apparently, it means one person’s in charge, and the other one, well, they just do what they’re told. This rough sex thing sure has a lot of rules, don’t it? Sounds more complicated than bakin’ a pie from scratch.
- Talk to your partner. Make sure you’re both on the same page.
- Start slow. Don’t go jumpin’ into the deep end right away.
- Use safe words. Somethin’ you both agree on that means stop.
- Don’t do anythin’ that makes you uncomfortable.
- Have fun! That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it? This rough sex, just another way to have a good time.
I reckon this “Dom” stuff, it’s just another way of sayin’ someone’s the boss. And in this rough sex business, I suppose you gotta have a boss, someone to tell you what to do. Just like on the farm, gotta have someone leadin’ the way, or else nothin’ gets done. Except on the farm, we’re herdin’ cattle, not people. Well, sometimes people need herdin’ too, I suppose.
This rough sex thing, it sure is somethin’, ain’t it? Lots of different ways to do it, I guess. Like a quilt with a bunch of different patches, all sewn together. Some folks like it plain, some folks like it fancy. Some like it rough. Ain’t no right or wrong way, long as everyone’s happy and safe. That’s what matters.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I know everythin’ about this rough sex stuff. But I’ve lived a long life, seen a lot of things. And one thing I know for sure is that people are all different. What one person likes, another person might not. And that’s okay. The world would be a mighty boring place if we were all the same, wouldn’t it?
So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ this rough sex, you do you. Just be careful, be respectful, and most importantly, have fun. That’s what life’s all about, ain’t it? Having a little fun, even if it’s a little on the rough side. I reckon that’s all this old brain can muster up about this topic. It ain’t every day you talk about such things, you know? Makes an old woman blush, just thinkin’ about it! But hey, life’s too short to be shy, right? Go on and get your rough sex on, if that’s what you’re into. Just remember what I said, and you’ll be alright.
