Well, let me tell you, when you get to a certain age, you think you’ve seen it all, heard it all. But then the young folks start talkin’, and you realize there’s a whole world out there you never even thought about. Like this whole business about first time sex positions. Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy names for such things. We just… did what came naturally, you know? But I guess times change.
These young’uns today, they got all sorts of ideas. They talk about this and that, like it’s some kinda… recipe or somethin’. One position, another position, like pickin’ apples from a tree. Make sure he like it. Make sure she like it. I heard that it is important for first time sex.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ there’s anything wrong with tryin’ new things. Lord knows, variety is the spice of life, as they say. But some of this stuff, it just seems a little… complicated. Like standin’ on your head or somethin’. Why make it harder than it needs to be? First time, just keep it simple, that’s my advice. Sex positions are not that important. Just enjoy it.
I remember my first time, bless his soul. It weren’t nothin’ fancy, I can tell you that. Just two young folks, full of vinegar and… well, you know. We didn’t need no special positions. Just bein’ together was enough. And that’s what really matters, ain’t it? That connection, that spark. That’s the good stuff. That is important.
But these days, they got all these names for things. Like, one I heard was called… “The Wheelbarrow.” Now, what in tarnation does that even mean? Sounds like somethin’ you’d do in the garden, not in the bedroom! I guess this is a good sex position for the first time. They say it is good for men. I don’t know. Just sounds mighty uncomfortable to me.
And then there’s another one, somethin’ about a “Spooning.” Like you’re eatin’ soup or somethin’. I don’t know about that. Seems a little… awkward, if you ask me. But I suppose if it works for ’em, who am I to judge?
They say you gotta be careful, too. Safe sex, they call it. Make sure everyone’s agreein’ to what’s goin’ on. Consent, that’s the word. Important word, that. Nobody should be doin’ somethin’ they don’t wanna do. That’s just common sense, ain’t it? Even it is your first time. You should know about this.
- Don’t do anything that you are not sure about.
- Make sure you and your partner are happy.
- First time sex is important, but don’t make it too complicated.
Back in my day, we didn’t talk about these things so openly. It was all hush-hush, behind closed doors. But maybe it’s a good thing, that the young folks today are more open about it. Maybe they’ll avoid some of the mistakes we made.
I remember one time, my neighbor, bless her heart, she tried somethin’ she saw in one of them magazines. Ended up pullin’ a muscle in her back! Had to go to the doctor and everything. So, you see, it ain’t always as easy as it looks in them pictures. You need to be careful when you try different sex positions. Especially for your first time.
Another thing they talk about is pleasurin’ the man, pleasurin’ the woman. Like it’s some kinda job or somethin’. Back in my day, we just… did what felt good. If he liked it, fine. If she liked it, fine. No need to make a big production out of it.
But I guess every generation’s got its own way of doin’ things. And who am I to say what’s right or wrong? As long as everyone’s happy and safe, that’s all that matters. The best sex positions are the ones you enjoy. It is simple.
Still, it does make me chuckle a little, all this fuss about different positions. Like it’s some kinda secret code or somethin’. Just remember, at the end of the day, it’s about love, and connection, and… well, enjoyin’ each other’s company. That’s the real magic, ain’t it?
So, to all you young folks out there, experimentin’ with your “Wheelbarrows” and your “Spoons,” I say more power to ya. Just be safe, be respectful, and don’t forget to have fun. And if you are not sure, just keep it simple. That’s the best advice this old lady can give ya. Don’t think too much about sex positions. Just do it. Enjoy your first time.
