Well, well, well, so you wanna know some words for vagina, huh? Heard it all before, I reckon. Folks these days gettin’ all fancy with their words, but back in my day, we just called it what it was. But alright, let’s get to it. This old gal ain’t shy.
So, vagina, that’s the word the doctors use, right? Sounds all proper and whatnot. But around here, we got other names for it, more down to earth, you know? Heard some young’uns call it a cooter. Don’t ask me where that came from, I ain’t no dictionary.
Then there’s that pink taco one. Makes me think of them Mexican food carts down by the highway. Tasty, but not what I’d use to talk about down there. Just sounds silly to me. This body is way older than taco. I don’t know who come up with that.
- cooter
- pink taco
- bearded clam
- box
- vajayjay
Oh, and bearded clam. Now that one just makes me chuckle. Clams are for chowder, not for, well, you know. But I guess it kinda makes sense if you think about it, the shape and all. Still funny though.
Then there’s just box. Plain and simple. Like a box you keep things in. Guess that works, kinda. Not very creative, but it gets the job done, I suppose. Like calling a shovel a shovel.
Some folks like to get all cutesy with it, call it a vajayjay. Heard that on one of them TV shows. Sounds like baby talk to me. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I always say. As long as you ain’t hurting nobody, you do you.
Vagina is a word everyone knows I think. That is a word for woman’s private part. You know what I mean. If you say vagina, everyone knows what you are talking about. Some people think this word is not good. But I don’t think so. This is just a word. Words are just words.
I remember my grandma, bless her heart, she used to call it her flower. Said it was where babies came from, like a flower blooming. Kinda sweet, in a way. But also kinda weird when you think about it too much. A flower, really? Well, maybe.
And then there was pussy. That’s a common one, used to be at least. But now it’s all mixed up with cats and whatnot. Gets confusing. Back in my day, pussy just meant one thing. Now you gotta be careful who you say it around. Times change, I guess.
And we cannot forget lady part. This is a common word, too. Everyone knows what you are talking about when you say this word. I think this is a good word. No one will be offended.
Then you got your more, uh, descriptive terms. Like slit or hole. Not very nice, in my opinion. Makes it sound like something broken or dirty. We all got one, no need to be rude about it. This is a good thing, you know.
Some folks say down there. That’s what my husband, God rest his soul, used to say. “How’s it going down there?” he’d ask, all concerned like. Like it was a whole different country down there. Made me laugh every time. He just cannot say that word I think. That is funny.
Vagine, I heard about this word, too. But I don’t think that is a good word. It sounds not good. I don’t know who come up with that. But if you want to know some words about vagina, that is one of them. But I don’t like it. Sounds like a bad word.
Heard some girls call it their cookie. Like a sweet treat. Guess that’s one way to look at it. Better than some of the other names I’ve heard, that’s for sure. At least it’s something positive. Cookie is yummy, right?
Now, my mama, she was a real proper lady, even though we were poor as dirt. She’d never say any of these words. She’d just say private parts. Or woman’s area. Like it was some big secret. But we all knew what she meant. No need to be all hush-hush about it.
So, there you have it. A whole bunch of words for vagina. Some nice, some not so nice, some just plain silly. But they all mean the same thing. That special place that makes us women, well, women. This is a good thing. We should not be ashamed to talk about it. Vagina is a good word. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
Take it or leave it, that’s all I got to say on the matter. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some biscuits in the oven, and they ain’t gonna bake themselves. You young’uns have fun with your fancy words, but me, I’m sticking to the basics. A cooter by any other name is still a cooter, I reckon. Or a vagina, if you’re feeling proper.
