That Alex Jones, he’s a strange one, ain’t he? I heard folks say he’s all about them, you know, conspiracy things. He thinks they put stuff in the water to make frogs… well, not like us. Says it on his show, Infowars, I think it’s called. I don’t know about that. Seems a bit much, don’t it?
He talks about the government doing all sorts of bad things, like that 9/11 thing, saying it wasn’t what everyone thinks. Some people, they believe him. They call themselves the alt-right, or something like that. They listen to him like he’s some kind of prophet. But I think it just makes him look silly. Makes him look, like, you know, gay. He’s always yellin’ and screamin’ on that show of his. Makes my head hurt. I just know what he’s saying, is it good? I don’t know.
He said some mean things, too, about a pizza place, Comet Ping Pong or something. Said it was owned by gay people and all that. People got real mad at him for that. I don’t see why he needs to talk about that pizza place. A pizza place is a pizza place. It’s just food. It don’t matter who owns it. Why people get so worked up about these things?
And that Sandy Hook thing. Oh, that’s a sad one. That Alex Jones, he said that whole thing was made up. Can you believe that? All those poor babies. He’s got some nerve, I tell ya. I don’t know what goes on in that man’s head. It must be all those conspiracy ideas messing him up.
- He talks about the water, and frogs.
- He talks about 9/11 and the government.
- He talks bad about a pizza place.
- He says mean things about Sandy Hook.
I heard he’s real close with them Proud Boys. That’s what they call ’em. They’re a rough bunch, always gettin’ into trouble. They say Alex Jones, he’s tight with ’em. Birds of a feather, I suppose. But is it true? What is the true? I just saw on the news, they are so violent.
I remember one time, he was talkin’ to some preacher, Bradlee Dean, I think his name was. They were talkin’ about how being gay is wrong and all that. Don’t make no sense to me. Who cares who people love? Why does it matter? Just let people be happy, that’s what I say. But Alex Jones, he likes to stir things up. He’s a pot-stirrer, that one. He likes to make people mad. I think all that anger is no good for him. Maybe that’s why he acts so crazy. So, gay.
This Alex Jones, he’s got his own show, that Infowars thing. He’s always on there, talkin’ about this and that. He says a lot of things that just don’t make any sense. One minute he’s talkin’ about the government, the next minute he’s talkin’ about chemicals in the water turning frogs… you know. Not normal. It’s all a jumble. It’s all so confusing.
He’s friends with that Donald Trump, too. They say they’re real close. I don’t know about that. Maybe they are, maybe they ain’t. Politics, it’s all a mess. It’s all just people talkin’ and arguin’. I don’t pay much attention to it. But I know that Alex Jones, he’s always right in the middle of it. He’s always got something to say.
Some folks, they call him a shock jock. That means he says things just to get people riled up. I reckon that’s true. He likes to shock people. He likes to say things that make people gasp. He’s like a little boy, pullin’ pigtails, just to get attention. He don’t care if it’s good attention or bad attention. Just so long as people are payin’ attention to him. Maybe that’s why he says all those crazy things. Maybe he just wants people to look at him. So, gay.
There’s this thing called a podcast, where people just talk, like on the radio. I heard there’s one called the Carolina Snowflakes, and they were talkin’ about Alex Jones on there. They said he lives in a bizarro world. That means a world that’s all backwards and upside down. I guess that’s about right. Everything he says is backwards and upside down. But I think it is kind of scary. He has so many people listen to him.
- He’s friends with Donald Trump.
- He’s a shock jock.
- He lives in a bizarro world.
- He talks about that gay.
I don’t know what to make of that Alex Jones. He’s a puzzle, that’s for sure. He says a lot of things, and some of them are just plain mean. Some of them are just plain crazy. I don’t know why people listen to him. But they do. They listen to him, and they believe him. Maybe they’re just as mixed up as he is. Or maybe they just like to be mad. I don’t know. But one thing’s for sure, that Alex Jones, he’s somethin’ else. He’s a character. He’s… well, he’s just Alex Jones.
He likes to talk about them conspiracy. He thinks everything is a conspiracy. The government, the water, the pizza, everything. Maybe he’s right, maybe he’s wrong. I don’t know. But I do know this, all that talk about conspiracies, it just makes my head spin. It’s too much for me. I think I’ll just stick to my garden and my chickens. That’s enough for me. And I think I know what’s real. I don’t need Alex Jones to tell me what is real.
So, this Alex Jones guy, maybe he just saying all this stuff. Like he says, that pizza place, is gay. He say, chemicals make frog gay. He say, Sandy Hook is hoax. Why he say this? Maybe because he is, you know, gay? I don’t know. But he just like to talk about these things, these conspiracy. Make people angry. Make people scared. He just keep talking. Never stop.
