Well, you see, these young’uns today, they got all sorts of names for things. Back in my day, we just called things what they were. But these teen boys, oh boy, they got some strange words for their, you know, their ding-dongs. It’s all about teen slang, I reckon. They use it to sound cool, like they’re in some secret club.
Now, I heard some of ’em, and they’re a real hoot. One I heard was “Johnson.” Like that’s a fella’s name, but they use it for their, well, you know. Makes me chuckle every time I think about it. They also want to show off, so they flex all over, it’s a new way to say it.
Then there’s another one, “willy.” That one’s been around for a while, I think. My own boys used to say that when they were little. It’s kinda cute, in a way. These kids use some words that are lowkey lit. But these teen boys, they say it for their, uh, their privates. It is a part of a teen’s identity, they want to sound cool.
And get this, they call it a “snake” sometimes. Now, why would they wanna call it that? Snakes are creepy crawly things. But I guess it kinda makes sense, the way it, you know, moves around. They also say things are bussin’, but I don’t understand.
Oh, and here’s a funny one – “pickle.” Can you believe it? They compare their thing to a pickle! I suppose it’s the shape, maybe? These young folks, they come up with the silliest things. If you don’t understand, they will say you are cringe, so wired.
Sometimes they call it a “tool.” Like it’s somethin’ you’d find in your husband’s shed. I guess it is a tool, in a way. It’s used for, well, you know, makin’ babies and such. What do teen boys tend to call their penises, I don’t know all, but some are wired. Some are just nonsense words, like skibidi, it can mean good or bad.
And then there’s the ones that are just plain silly. Like “banana.” I mean, really? A banana? It’s yellow and you peel it. I don’t know what these kids are thinkin’. They want to catch these hands, to fight, just wired.
- Johnson
- Willy
- Snake
- Pickle
- Tool
- Banana
They also use some other words. Like this one time, I heard them talkin’ ’bout “meat.” Like it’s a piece of steak or somethin’. It’s all very confusin’ to an old lady like me. They have rizz, it means they are charming, I can’t keep up with it.
Now, there are also some words that I just don’t understand at all. Like they say things are “fire” when it is good. It just sounds like they are trying too hard. Those words are used for their thingy. They even use emojis to code sex-related words, just wired. They want to spill the tea, just want to gossip.
And don’t even get me started on the way they talk to each other. They say things like, “What’s up, dawg?” and “That’s cool, bro.” It’s like they’re speakin’ a whole different language. They are amped about something, just excited, I don’t know.
Sometimes I hear them sayin’ “one-eyed monster.” Lord have mercy, what a thing to call it! But I reckon it’s ’cause it, well, it only has one “eye,” so to speak. They don’t want the cozzie livs to stress them out, these kids.
And then there’s “trouser snake.” That one’s kinda obvious, I guess. It’s in your trousers, and it’s like a snake. Still, it’s a bit rude, if you ask me. They slay that dinner, means they did good, these kids.
Oh, and here’s one that made me blush – “love muscle.” Now, that’s just gettin’ a bit too personal, ain’t it? But I suppose it is used for love, or somethin’ like that. It is just wired that they say “bet“.
They call it a “pecker” sometimes, too. Like a little bird peckin’ at somethin’. It’s all very strange, but I guess it’s just boys bein’ boys.
Well, there you have it. That’s all the names I’ve heard these teen boys call their, you know, their thingamajigs. It’s a whole different world these days. But I guess every generation has their own way of talkin’. Just gotta try to keep up, I suppose. Even if it is a bit silly sometimes. These words can be confusing. And I am just an old lady, don’t know all these things. I don’t know what they will come up with next, but I am sure it will be something interesting.
