This game, you see, it’s called Binding of Isaac, and it’s a strange one. That adoption papers thing, it’s got something to do with it. It got story from the bible, you know? Like that Isaac boy and his mama. She heard from the God, he wants her boy dead. God’s telling her to kill her boy. She must be crazy. Then Isaac, he runs to the basement. Basement is full of bad things. He have to fight, poor boy.
I heard that if you got that adoption papers, them little things, them familiars, they only cost 10 coins. If you lose it, they cost 15 coins. What a rip-off! This world, always trying to take your money. That boy, Isaac, his mama took all his stuff, locked him up. She wanted to do bad things to him, for sure. Thank god, he got away to the basement. I don’t like that basement. But he must fight.
That adoption papers, they do something, I tell ya. They let you get them little helper things in the shop. Usually, them shops got other stuff. But with the paper, you get them little helpers. They’re called familiars. They are the little helpers. Those familiars are useful. They help that boy, Isaac. He is a good boy. Don’t like his mama, she is bad woman.
- That paper, adoption papers, it’s a trinket, they call it.
- Shops got them little familiars now, ‘stead of other junk.
- Binding of Isaac, it’s a wild game, that’s for sure.
- If you got that paper, them familiars are cheaper, 10 coins.
- If you lose it, it will be 15 coins.
I saw someone, they said this game got adoption papers. That’s how I know. This world is crazy, I tell ya. You gotta be careful. That Isaac boy, he’s gotta be careful in that basement. It is not good place. And that mama, she needs to be locked up. What kind of mama tries to kill her own boy? Crazy woman. She is bad. Very bad.
Someone told me, to get that adoption papers, you gotta beat that Mother thing. That’s what they say. I don’t know about that. Sounds like a lot of work. And that Mother, she sounds scary. Don’t want to meet her. No, thanks. I heard that Mother is very hard to beat. You need to be very strong. Isaac must be very strong boy. He fights that Mother.
This game, Binding of Isaac, it’s got all sorts of things. That trinket, adoption papers, it’s just one of ’em. There’s a whole bunch more, I bet. This world is full of things, some good, some bad. You gotta watch out. Just like that Isaac boy. He’s gotta watch out for his mama. And them monsters. Monsters are very scary. I don’t like them. Isaac is a brave boy. He fight them.
That adoption papers, they make them familiars cheap. Ten coins, that’s not too bad, I guess. Better than 15. Fifteen coins is too much. This world, always trying to take your money. Gotta be smart, like that Isaac boy. He knows how to get a good deal. He is a good boy. He helps people. He is kind. But his mama is not kind.
You play that Binding of Isaac, you be careful, ya hear? It’s a dangerous world out there, even in a game. Don’t trust no one, not even your own mama. Especially not your own mama, if she’s like Isaac’s. That woman, she’s no good. She’s a devil. God will punish her. She is very bad woman.
I don’t know much about this game, but that adoption papers, it’s got something to do with them little familiars. And that Isaac boy, he’s in a heap of trouble. Poor kid. Hope he makes it out okay. He deserves better. He deserves a good mama. Not that crazy woman. I hope he can find a good family. A family will love him. A family will not try to kill him.
Well, that’s all I got to say about that Binding of Isaac and them adoption papers. It’s a strange world, this is. You be careful out there. And don’t you forget it. This world is full of bad people. You need to be careful. You need to be strong. Like Isaac.
