Alright, so, “Eiffel Tower Sex Positions,” huh? Sounds fancy, but trust me, it’s less glamorous acrobatics and more “let’s try not to fall on our faces.” I first stumbled upon this… concept online, late one night, you know, the usual internet rabbit hole.
The Prep Work: Looked at the diagrams, felt a mix of “wow, that looks kinda hot” and “there’s no way my back can bend like that anymore.” But, figured, hey, gotta try new things, right? Started with some basic stretches. Seriously, don’t skip this part unless you want to pull a hamstring. Put on some chill music. Gotta set the mood, even if you’re about to attempt some physics-defying act.
The (Attempted) Execution: So, the diagram showed something like this: one person on their hands and knees, the other person basically using them as a climbing frame, facing away. We tried it. Let me tell you, it’s harder than it looks. Balance is key. And communication. Lots of “are you okay?” and “nope, repositioning!” were involved. First attempt? Epic fail. Lots of giggling and a near face-plant into the pillows.
Tweaks and Adjustments: Okay, Plan B. Realized the “climbing frame” part was too much at first. We modified it. Instead of fully hoisting myself up, I kept one leg grounded for extra support. Helped a lot. Suddenly, it wasn’t just a balancing act, but something… workable. Still not exactly like the picture, but hey, progress!
The Actual… Deed: Once we got the modified position stable, things got… interesting. The angle is definitely different. It hits some spots you don’t usually get. Requires some core strength, for sure. But, once you find the rhythm, it’s actually pretty damn good. Just, you know, remember to breathe.
The Aftermath: Minor backache, a few laughs, and a newfound respect for gymnasts. Was it exactly like the Eiffel Tower picture? Nah. Was it fun to try something new and a little ridiculous? Absolutely. Would I recommend it? Maybe. With a big asterisk: stretch first, communicate clearly, and don’t expect perfection. It’s more about the journey than the destination, ya know?
- Pros: New angle, potentially intense, good laugh.
- Cons: Requires flexibility and balance, potential for awkwardness, not exactly comfortable for extended periods.
Final Verdict:
Give it a shot, but don’t be afraid to modify. It’s all about having fun and exploring, even if you end up looking like a tangled mess of limbs. And for God’s sake, have some pillows handy.
