Okay, so, I saw this question online – “where do you measure your penis from?” – and, honestly, I got curious. I mean, we all think we know, but do we really? So I decided to, uh, investigate. For science, of course.
First, I did a bit of Googling. Just to see what the “official” word was. You know, get a baseline. Turns out, there’s a bit of debate, but the general consensus is bone-pressed, from the top.
My Little Experiment
So, armed with this knowledge, I grabbed a ruler. A regular, everyday, plastic ruler. Nothing fancy. I mean, who has a tailor’s measuring tape just lying around?
- Step one: Get, uh, ready. You know.
- Step two: Stand up straight. Posture is important, apparently. No slouching!
- Step three: This is the key part. I pressed the ruler against the pubic bone. Like, really pressed it. You gotta feel the bone, otherwise you’re just measuring, well, fluff.
- Step four: Extend all the way the tip.
- Step five: Read the ruler. Simple as that.
It was… a process. A little awkward, a little uncomfortable, but hey, I did it. I got my measurement.
Honestly, the whole “bone-pressed” thing makes a difference. It’s not just about length, it’s about actual length, I guess. And, yeah, it’s probably a bit more accurate than just flopping it on a ruler and hoping for the best.
So, there you have it. My totally unscientific, but very practical, guide to measuring your penis. You’re welcome. And remember, it’s all for science!
