I saw some ads for penis enlargement the other day, and it got me thinking. I’ve always been curious about whether those things actually work. So, I decided to give it a try and see for myself. I mean, who wouldn’t want a bigger one, right?

First, I did some searching online. “How to make your penis bigger,” stuff like that. There’s a ton of information out there, but a lot of it seems sketchy. I found this one website with a urologist talking about different methods, and that seemed more legit. He mentioned pumps, pills, weights, and even surgery. Sounded intense!
I started with the simplest thing – measuring. I grabbed a ruler and followed the instructions I found. You gotta press the ruler into the pubic bone to get an accurate measurement. It wasn’t the most comfortable thing, but I managed. Turns out I’m about 6 inches when erect. Not bad, but there’s always room for improvement, I guess.
Next, I tried using a penis pump. It’s basically a tube that you put your penis in, and it creates a vacuum. The idea is that it stretches the tissues and makes it bigger over time. I used it for about 15 minutes a day, following the instructions carefully. It felt weird, kind of like a tingling sensation. After a few weeks, I measured again, and it seemed like I gained maybe a quarter of an inch. Could be my imagination, though.
I also tried some pills that claimed to increase blood flow and enhance size. I don’t know if they did anything, honestly. I didn’t notice any difference, and they were kind of expensive. It felt like a waste of money, to be honest.
Then I experimented a little bit with these weights. The idea is you add small weights to your penis to stretch it out. I was super careful with this one, you don’t want to mess with that. It was uncomfortable, and I didn’t really see any results. I stopped after a couple of weeks because it just didn’t seem worth the risk.

Throughout this whole experiment, I realized that focusing too much on size can mess with your head. It can make you anxious and stressed, and that’s not good for anyone. I started reading about how to improve erectile function and reduce sexual anxiety. Things like exercise, a healthy diet, and enough sleep seem to make a bigger difference than any of those enlargement methods.
My Results
- Starting Size: 6 inches erect
- After Pump: Maybe 6.25 inches (not sure if it’s real)
- After Pills: No noticeable change
- After Weights: No change, and it was uncomfortable
Conclusion:
Honestly, this whole thing was more trouble than it was worth. I might have gained a tiny bit of length, but it’s hard to say for sure. The pills and weights didn’t seem to do anything, and they were a hassle. I think focusing on overall health and well-being is way more important than trying to change your size. It’s not worth the stress and anxiety, in my opinion.
I’ve heard some women say they can only handle 6 inches, even if they like bigger ones. Maybe it’s just talk, or maybe their eyes are bigger than their, you know. Anyway, that’s my experience. Take it for what it’s worth.