Hey there, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this whole 6 inch penius thing. It’s a big deal, ya know? A lot of folks talkin’ ’bout it. Some fellas are worried, some ladies are wonderin’. Well, I’m here to give ya the straight dope, just like I see it.

Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time. And this whole 6 inch penius business, it’s kinda like bakin’ a pie. Some folks like a big ol’ pie, some are happy with a smaller one. It’s all ’bout what ya like, I reckon.
I heard some folks sayin’ that average, ya know, what most fellas got, is somethin’ like four and a half inches around. Like the thick part of your arm, maybe? So, 6 inch penius, that’s, well, that’s a bit more than that, ain’t it? It is a good size, I will tell ya that much.
And some fellas, they wanna make their thing bigger. They got these things, these… contraptions, I guess ya call ’em. They say it makes it longer, or fatter. Might work for a little while, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of trouble to me. Reminds me of tryin’ to stretch out an old rubber band. It might work for a bit, but then it just goes back, or maybe even breaks. And that ain’t good, no sir.
They even got them doctors that do surgery on ya, to make it bigger. Cut ya open and all. That’s some serious stuff. Like fixin’ a hole in your favorite old quilt, only it’s your, you know… your thing. That just don’t seem right to me, cuttin’ yourself open like that. But I guess everyone has their own way of thinkin’.
- Some fellas are born with a bigger one, some smaller.
- Some ladies like ’em big, some don’t care.
- It’s all different, like snowflakes, I guess.
I heard tell that most ladies, they’re happy with what their man’s got. Most of ’em! Like, more than 80 out of every 100, that’s a lot! And some even want it smaller! Can ya believe that? So, this whole 6 inch penius thing, maybe it ain’t as big a deal as some folks make it out to be. It’s like worryin’ ’bout whether your tomatoes are the biggest in the county. They still taste good, right?

Some fellas, though, they got really small ones. Like, really small. I heard some doctor talkin’ ’bout it. They got some fancy way of measurin’ it, like they do with your smarts. And if it’s way below average, then they say it’s small. But that ain’t most fellas. Most fellas, they’re just regular. Like most folks are just regular height, not too tall, not too short.
Now, I heard that only a few fellas, like 15 out of every 100, they got one bigger than 7 inches. And even fewer, like 2 out of every 100, they got one bigger than 8 inches! That’s a big one, I tell ya! That is longer than a 6 inch penius! Like a whole extra inch or two! So 6 inches, I don’t think ya need to worry about that. Most men are not bigger than that.
When it’s all soft and, you know, just hangin’ there, I heard it’s usually around three and a half inches. But when it’s, you know, ready to go, it’s more like five and a half. This 6 inch penius, that’s a little bit bigger than that five and a half number, so that’s good, right?
There are many shapes and sizes, too, like all the different vegetables in your garden. Some are long and skinny, some are short and fat, some are curved. They all get the job done, though, just like them vegetables all fill ya up.
So, this whole 6 inch penius thing, I think it’s all a lot of fuss over nothin’. It’s like worryin’ ’bout whether your shoes are the shiniest in town. They still get ya where ya need to go, right? Just be happy with what ya got, I say. And if you are happy with it, most likely your lady is happy with it, too. That is what I think.

Now, if ya got a problem, like a real problem, then maybe ya should go see a doctor. But if it’s just worryin’ ’cause you ain’t the biggest fella in town, well, I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. Just be good to your lady, and she’ll be good to you. That’s what I always say.