Well, lemme tell ya ’bout these things, these… condom things. They come in a pack, see? Three of ’em. 3 pack of condoms, they call it. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon they’re for keepin’ things tidy, if ya know what I mean. Keepin’ things from gettin’ outta hand.
Heard tell they got different kinds, all fancy-like. Trojan, somethin’ somethin’. Sounds like a horse, don’t it? But they ain’t for horses, no sirree. Anyways, these three-packs, they’re small, see? Good for carryin’ around, I guess. In your pocket or your purse. Don’t take up much room.
Now, I seen ’em at the store. Rite Aid, they call it. Big store, got all sorts of things. And these condoms, they was right there on the shelf. Little boxes, three count, it said. Said somethin’ ’bout “lubricated” too. Fancy word for slippery, I reckon. Makes things easier, maybe.
- They got the lambskin ones. Lambskin! Imagine that. Made from a baby sheep. Well, I suppose it’s soft.
- Then there’s the “pleasure pack”. Says it’s got “sensual” condoms. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? What’s so sensual ’bout a rubber thing?
- And the “Magnum” ones. Big ones, I guess. For fellas with… well, you know.
Now, they say these things help prevent babies. And other things, too. Diseases, they call ’em. Nasty stuff. So, I guess it’s good to have ’em around. Just in case. Better safe than sorry, as they say.
And the price? Well, they ain’t free, that’s for sure. Couple of dollars, maybe more. Depends on the brand, I reckon. And where ya buy ’em. But three of ’em, that’s enough for a while, I guess. Unless yer a busy fella, ha!
Some places, they got bigger packs. Twelve or more. But three is a good start. See if ya like ’em, I guess. Or if they fit. Gotta make sure they fit, right? Otherwise, what’s the point?
And they got an “expiration date”. Like milk or somethin’. Guess they go bad after a while. Rubber goes bad, who knew? So ya gotta check that date, make sure they’re still good. Don’t wanna use a bad one, no sirree.
You can buy ’em online too, they say. Safeway, somethin’ somethin’. Click a button, and they show up at yer door. Fancy times we live in, ain’t it? Don’t even gotta leave the house.
So, there ya have it. 3 pack of condoms. Keep ’em handy, just in case. Never know when ya might need one. And it’s better to be prepared, right? That’s what I always say.
Tags: Condoms, Trojan, 3 Pack, Latex, Lubricated, Safety
