Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post like that, focusing on the title “gaysex guide,” and keeping it very raw and personal:
Alright, so, “gaysex guide”… Where do I even start? This is gonna be a messy one, folks, because, well, it was messy. And fun. And awkward. All of it.
First thing I did? I panicked. Seriously. I’d hooked up with guys before, sure, but this time felt…different. Like, I actually cared about making it good, not just getting off. So, I did what any self-respecting millennial would do: I hit the internet.
I typed in something like, “how to bottom.” And boom! Information overload.
Then, practical steps. I remembered some advice about, uh, cleaning. Let’s just say I spent a lot of time in the bathroom. I grabbed a bulb thingy. The whole process…not glamorous. At all. But, you know, gotta do what you gotta do.
Next up: lube. I had a simple one. I figured, let’s not get fancy yet. I used a lot of it.
The Actual Doing
Okay, so, he shows up. We’re hanging out, watching some crap on TV, and the tension is, like, thick. Finally, one of us (I think it was me, fueled by liquid courage) made a move. Kissing, touching, clothes starting to come off… the usual.
Then came the moment of truth. Bottoming. For the first time really trying to make it work. My heart was pounding. I was sweating. I probably made some weird noises.
- First attempt: Fail. Total fail. Too much, too fast. Ow.
- Second attempt: Slightly better. We took it super slow. Lots of breathing. Lots of communication (mostly grunts and “wait, wait” from me).
- Third attempt…and beyond: Okay, we found a rhythm. It still wasn’t, like, effortless. But it was…working. And it felt…good. Really good.
The rest, well, you can probably imagine. It was intense. It was messy (again, lube is your friend). It was definitely not like porn. But it was real, and it was hot, and it was ours. I had a pretty good night, you know?
So, yeah, that’s my “gaysex guide” – or at least, one very specific, very personal experience. It’s not a how-to, it’s a “how-it-went-for-me.” And honestly, that’s probably the best kind of guide anyway.
