Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your guidelines, channeling a “mature, practical blogger” vibe with a crude and informal tone:
So, I was messing around with this idea, right? “You blow me, blowjob company.” Sounds crazy, I know. But stick with me.
First, I started brainstorming what this could even mean. Like, what kind of “company” are we talking about? I scribbled down a bunch of random thoughts on a napkin – a fan company? A company that inflates things? A, uh, personal services company? Yeah, my mind went there.
Then, I started playing with words. “Blow” can mean so many things. I listed them out:
- Wind
- Inflating
- …Other stuff
The Dumb Idea Takes Shape (Sort Of)
I decided to focus on the “wind” aspect, because, well, it seemed the least likely to get me arrested. I pictured a company that makes, like, super-powered leaf blowers. Or maybe those giant fans they use in wind tunnels.
Next, I started sketching some goofy logos. Imagine a cartoon tornado with a smiley face. Or a really buff dude flexing with a leaf blower. Seriously, this is what I do with my free time.
I even tried to come up with a slogan. “We’ll blow you away!” Too cheesy? Probably. “The best blow you’ll ever get!” Okay, maybe too far in the other direction.
In the end I relized I am just an idiot.
I think, after my trail, the “you blow me blowjob company” may not be a good one.
