Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to spill the beans on my little outdoor adventure. Yeah, you read the title right – “women having sex outdoors.” Before you clutch your pearls, let me tell you how it all went down, from the planning to the… well, you’ll see.
First off, I wasn’t just gonna waltz into the nearest park. Safety first, always. The planning was key. I started by scouting locations. We’re talking remote hiking trails, secluded beaches – places where the chances of running into anyone were slim to none. Think: stealth mode engaged.
Once I had a few spots in mind, I checked the weather forecast religiously. Rain? Absolutely not. Perfect conditions? Let’s do this. I packed a backpack with the essentials: a blanket (gotta have a good base!), water, snacks, and some wipes. You know, for… cleanup.
Now, the “who” is important. It wasn’t just me, obviously. We had some willing participants. Consent is paramount, people. We discussed boundaries, expectations, and safe words. Seriously, communication is key, even in the heat of the moment.
The first time we tried it, it was awkward, hilarious, and surprisingly exhilarating. Getting undressed in the middle of the woods with the sun dappling through the trees? It’s a whole different vibe. There was a lot of giggling, a little fumbling, and a whole lot of “Are you sure no one’s coming?”
The location we chose had this amazing view. I mean, seriously amazing. It was a secluded area near a small waterfall. The sound of the water drowned out any other noise, and it felt incredibly private. We laid out the blanket, took a deep breath, and went for it.
Was it perfect? Hell no. There were bugs, twigs poking through the blanket, and the constant fear of being discovered. But the thrill of doing something so… forbidden? It was intoxicating.
Afterward, we were a mess of sweat, leaves, and laughter. We cleaned up, packed our bags, and hiked back to the car, feeling like we’d just gotten away with something incredible.
We did it a few more times, each time getting a little more comfortable, a little more adventurous. We experimented with different locations, different positions, and different levels of exhibitionism.
Look, I’m not saying everyone should run out and have sex in the woods. It’s not for the faint of heart. But if you’re looking to spice things up, get out of your comfort zone, and connect with nature (and each other) in a whole new way, it might just be worth a try. Just remember: be safe, be respectful, and don’t get arrested.
- Scout Locations: Remote trails, beaches, etc.
- Check Weather: Avoid rain!
- Pack Essentials: Blanket, water, wipes.
- Consent is Key: Talk about boundaries.
- Have Fun: It’s about the experience.
So yeah, that’s my story. Take it or leave it. Just remember to be responsible if you decide to try it yourself. And maybe bring some bug spray. You’ll thank me later.
