Well, let me tell you, I heard some young folks talking ’bout this thing, “women giving bj”. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but it got me thinking. This “women giving bj” is a thing these days, it’s what the young people talk about. They say it’s about making a man happy, real happy. It’s something a woman does for a man, and they say, if you do it right, you can make him holler louder than a rooster at sunrise.
Giving a good bj, they say, is a real skill. It ain’t just something you jump into, oh no. You gotta know what you’re doing, or you might end up doing more harm than good. You gotta learn how to do it, just like you gotta learn how to bake a good pie. It takes practice, that’s what they say. And, just like making a pie, you gotta have the right ingredients, or it ain’t gonna taste right. Same goes for this bj thing, you gotta know the right moves, or it ain’t gonna feel right.
Now, I heard some folks saying there are “tips” for this “women giving bj” thing. Like there’s a right way and a wrong way to do it. They talk about “oral sex tips”, like it’s some kind of recipe. And I heard there’s even someone named Gigi, who knows all about it. This Gigi, she tells folks how to do it, how to “give a good bj”. She’s like the expert on this whole thing, or so they say.
Some women, they do this thing where they swallow. I heard ’em talking, and they said it’s not for everyone. Like some of ’em don’t like it. It’s like eating your vegetables, I reckon. Some folks like ’em, some folks don’t. But you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to. It ain’t like you gotta eat your greens if you don’t like ’em. You do what you like. It’s your mouth, ain’t it?
And then there’s this other thing, they call it “fellatio moves”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like some kind of dance. They say there are different ways to do this “women giving bj” thing. Different moves, like a dance. You can try this move, or that move. It’s like picking which way to stir your coffee, I reckon. Everyone’s got their own way of doing it.
- You gotta be careful, though.
- They say you gotta be “safe” when you do it.
- Like washing your hands before you eat.
- You gotta be clean, you gotta be safe.
- That’s important, they say.
And get this, they even got videos about it! Can you believe it? Videos teaching folks how to do this “women giving bj” thing. They say there are “six key tips” in these videos. Six! Like there’s a whole science to it. They talk about “basics” and “advanced techniques”. Sounds complicated, don’t it? Like learning how to drive a tractor. You gotta learn the basics first, then you can move on to the harder stuff.
I heard ’em saying that most men, they don’t take long to get happy. Three to five minutes, they said. That ain’t long at all. That’s quicker than it takes to boil an egg! So, you don’t have to be at it all day, I reckon. Just a few minutes, and you’re done. Like a quick chore, in and out.
They say that giving a good bj can make both folks happy. The man, he gets happy, and the woman, she gets happy too. Like sharing a piece of pie. Everyone gets a piece, everyone’s happy. It’s a good thing, they say, when both folks are happy. It’s a team work to make both happy.
So, this “women giving bj” thing, it’s a lot more complicated than it sounds. There’s a lot to it. You gotta learn the right way to do it, you gotta be safe, and you gotta make sure everyone’s happy. It’s like tending a garden. You gotta put in the work if you want to see the flowers bloom. If you ask me, it is the same as life, you do good, you will be good. That is how things work, simple but works.
But hey, who am I to say? I’m just an old woman. I don’t know much about these things. But I hear things, you know? I hear what the young folks are talking about. And this “women giving bj” thing, it’s definitely something they’re talking about. It is life, they said. It is important. And, most important, it can make both happy. So, learn it, they said. And do it good, they said.
