This thing, this women edging men, you hear about it all the time these days. Young folks, they talk about it like it’s nothing. Back in my day, we didn’t have such words. But I’ll tell you what I think, from what I’ve heard and what I’ve seen.
It’s all about that, you know, that feeling. That good feeling. Like when you’re eating the best piece of pie you ever had. You want it to last. This edging thing, it’s like that. They say it makes the big boom at the end even bigger. I don’t know about all that, but I know a good feeling when I feel it. And when you make it last, that’s something special.
So, these women, they’re smart cookies. They know what they’re doing. They get these men all riled up, all excited. Like a chicken with its head cut off, running around, all worked up. And then, just when he thinks he’s gonna… you know… they stop. They say, “Hold on there, buster.” It is all about orgasm control. Just like hold on. And that man, he’s about to explode!
- They stop and they let the feeling chill a bit.
- Then they start all over again.
- Back and forth, back and forth.
- Like churning butter, but a whole lot different, if you know what I mean.
They say it makes the final… the final hurrah… even better. Like saving the best bite of that pie for last. Makes it taste even sweeter, they say. And I guess, maybe it’s true. When you wait for something, when you really work for it, it’s worth more. Like planting seeds and waiting for them to grow. You water them, you watch them, you wait. And when that first tomato comes in, it’s the best darn tomato you ever tasted.
These young folks, they call it edging. They say it is also named surfing. Sounds like a fancy word for something that’s not so fancy, if you ask me. But who am I to judge? If it makes them happy, if it makes that good feeling last longer, then more power to them. Life’s too short to not enjoy the good stuff, you know? But this edging, it is popular.
Some people even say this edging is better for women. I don’t know much about it. They say women can have that good feeling easier and stronger. These men need to learn this edging thing too. Don’t want anyone missing out on the good stuff, right? They said everyone should try it.
I heard there’s even some magazine talking about how to do this edging right. Imagine that! A whole magazine about that! Times sure have changed. Back in my day, we didn’t have magazines telling us how to… you know. We just figured it out ourselves. Or sexual dysfunction. I don’t know what it means. Maybe no good feeling.
But I guess it’s good that people are talking about these things now. Keeps things interesting, I suppose. And if it helps people enjoy life a little more, then that’s a good thing. Because feeling good for a long time, that is a good thing. They say this edging can help. Like a long, slow dance instead of a quick jump. Makes you appreciate the music more, I guess.
But you gotta be careful, too. They say you can’t really hurt yourself doing this edging thing. But you can get all… twisted up. Like when you’re knitting and you drop a stitch. Makes a mess of the whole thing. So you gotta know what you’re doing. You should know what is edging. Need to know it well.
This edging lets men and women feel good for longer. They say it makes the good feeling last and last, right up until the big finish. Like saving all your best fireworks for the end of the show. Makes it extra special, I suppose.
So, this women edging men, it’s something else, ain’t it? It’s about taking your time, enjoying the ride, and making the good stuff last. Like a good story that you don’t want to end. You just keep reading and reading, savoring every word. And when you finally get to the end, it’s even better because you took your time getting there.
May is the month for, um, touching yourself, they say. National something or other. So, I guess this edging thing fits right in. Everyone’s trying to feel good, and that’s alright by me. Just be careful, have fun, and don’t get too carried away. You do not want to hurt yourself. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.
This world, it’s full of surprises. New things popping up all the time. This edging thing is just one of them. But the basics, they stay the same. Feeling good is good. Being with someone you care about is good. And taking your time to enjoy the little things, that’s always good. So, whether you’re edging or not, just remember to enjoy the ride. That’s what matters most. Remember what I say. Okay?
