Alright, so yesterday I was digging through my old toy drawer feeling kinda bored with my usual stuff. Remembered how my cheap plug from two years ago literally cracked during use – scary as hell! Decided enough is enough, time to hunt for actually comfortable butt plugs. Saw Buttplug Guy trending on forums, figured I’d test their whole “comfort-first” claim myself.
Phase 1: Setting Up My Messy Testing Zone
Dumped five Buttplug Guy designs on my bed: basic round base, T-bar, jeweled, vibrating rabbit style, and this weird squishy “cloud” one. Grabbed my lube bottle that’s always half-empty and stopped midway to wipe dust off my nightstand – real glamorous research setup here.
Phase 2: The Trial Run Disaster
Started with the classic round base model. Felt okay going in, but ten minutes of sitting at my desk? Absolute nightmare. That base dug into my cheek like a stubborn pebble in your shoe. Ripped it out so fast I almost knocked over my coffee. Major fail for regular use despite their marketing.
Phase 3: Finding The Goldilocks Zone
Got serious and timed each test:
- The T-bar model was surprisingly great for moving around. Walked to my kitchen making lunch completely forgetting I had it in. Base sits snug between cheeks without shifting.
- The “soft cloud” thing felt like a stress ball. Didn’t even need tons of lube. Lasted through my whole Netflix binge session until I forgot and sat on it sideways – still no pinching!
- Jeweled one looked fancy but the jewel part felt like sitting on a tiny button. Only kept it in for twenty minutes before tapping out.
Final Verdict After Washing Them All
Scrubbed these in my sink feeling like a mad scientist. Here’s my top picks after testing:
- Buttplug Guy T-Bar Edition: Your all-day workhorse. Base disappears when walking.
- Soft Cloud Silicone: Weird squish pays off. Zero pressure points during couch marathons.
- Vibrating Rabbit: Powerful but base stays put during… activities. Saved my vibrator from carpet dive.
Threw the other two in my “emergency backup” box. Lesson learned? Comfort ain’t about looks – shape and squish matter way more than sparkles. Buttplug Guy mostly gets it right if you skip the jewelry crap. My ass finally isn’t mad at me.
