Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions. It’s gonna be a bit…rough, but that’s what you asked for!

Alright, so I got curious about this whole “black men and big cocks” thing. It’s, like, everywhere, right? Porn, jokes, stereotypes… the whole nine yards. I figured, screw it, I’m gonna do some digging. Not that kind of digging, get your mind out of the gutter! I mean research, you pervs.
First, I tried just, you know, Googling it. Bad idea. Holy crap, the results were insane. A mix of racist garbage, weird fetish sites, and a few actual studies buried under all that mess. I spent, like, an hour just wading through the crap.
I did find a couple of things that looked semi-legit. Some old-ass studies, some newer stuff. Nothing was super clear-cut, though. Lots of “maybes” and “could bes” and “more research is needed.” Scientists, man, they never give you a straight answer.
The Deep Dive (Kinda)
I tried to be all scientific about it. Made a list of questions:
- Is there actually a size difference? Like, on average?
- If there is, why? Genetics? Diet? Some other random thing?
- Is this even a real thing, or just a big stereotype?
I started hunting for answers. It was a pain in the ass. Lots of conflicting info, and it was hard to tell what was real and what was just some dude’s opinion on the internet.

I did stumble across some stuff about testosterone and genetics. Apparently, there might be some link between testosterone levels and penis size. And maybe some genetic differences between different groups of people. But it was all pretty vague. Not like, “Black men have gene X, therefore bigger dicks.” Nothing that simple.
Getting Frustrated
Honestly, I started to get pretty annoyed. It felt like I was chasing my tail. Every time I found something that seemed promising, it would lead to a dead end or some super complicated scientific paper that I couldn’t even understand.
And to make matters worse, this isn’t easy. Trying not to appear to be some freak, some weirdo with an obession.
I also checked out some forums and stuff. Big mistake. It was just a bunch of dudes bragging or arguing. Not exactly helpful.
My (Totally Unscientific) Conclusion
After all this “research,” I’m still not really sure. It’s a mess. There might be some truth to it, but it’s definitely not as simple as the stereotype makes it out to be. Probably a mix of genetics, random chance, and a whole lot of bullshit.

My takeaway? Don’t believe everything you hear. And maybe don’t spend hours Googling stuff like this. It’s a rabbit hole you might not want to go down. I did start looking into ways to measure it, to see how, but that is another day. My wife has plans for me.