So I figured I should talk about something real today, ya know? Not just surface stuff. Started thinkin’ ’bout squirting after reading questions in my DMs. Heard so much wild shit online – myths, hype, confusion. Decided I had to figure this out firsthand. No theory, pure practice.
Prep Work
First things first: cleared my schedule Sunday afternoon. Told my husband I needed “research time” – he just chuckled and took the kids to the park. Smart man. Locked the bedroom door. Grabbed my phone, towel, water bottle. Yeah, a towel – saw that tip everywhere. Laid it down. Mental note: gotta use dark towels next time.
Started slow. Like, real slow. Mind wandering at first. Garbage day tomorrow, did I pay the phone bill? Ugh. Had to refocus. Deep breaths. Gentle circles over clothes. Not rushing. Not forcing. Just… paying attention. Body started responding slowly. Felt warm. Relaxed.
Building Up
Moved hands under waistband. Skin on skin changes everything. Slippery now? Good lube’s worth its weight in gold, swear to god. Kept circling, exploring pressure points. Sometimes light, sometimes pressing harder – gotta listen to what your body wants right then. Noticed the clit swells up when it’s really into it. Crucial info right there. The buildup isn’t like a straight line. More like waves. Little peaks. Feeling super connected to every tiny change.
Shifted position on the bed. Pushed fingers in shallow – nah, focus needs to stay up top today. Added pressure near the urethra? That’s where the “squirt zone” is supposed to be. Feeling fuller down there now. Urge to pee came outta nowhere. That’s supposed to be normal? Okay, ignoring the panic. Kegel squeeze! Control the muscles. Pee sensation faded. Weird relief.
The Moment
Kept rhythm steady. Pressure firm and constant. Not jerking, not frantic. Deep focus now. Body arching off the bed. Deep breath held for a second. Then boom. Not a tsunami. More like a warm gush? Felt it happening internally, then spilling out. Kinda shocking. Not painful, just… intense release pressure. Different than a regular O. Less localized? Whole pelvic floor pulsed. Towel soaked. Smiled like an idiot staring at the ceiling. Success? Yeah, felt like success.
What I Learned
- Pressure matters more than speed: Humping frantic did nothing. Firm, targeted pressure won.
- That “need to pee” thing is a trap: Clench muscles! Push THROUGH it.
- It ain’t always a firehose: Sometimes it’s a little leak. Still counts.
- State of mind is key: Gotta be relaxed AND focused. Like meditation with benefits.
- Towel supremacy: No towel = wet mess. Science.
So yeah. Why’s it feel good? That release. That full-body rush. Less sharp, more… flooding wave of relief? Like finally peeing when you’ve held it forever, but… y’know, better. Body felt lighter after. Jello legs. Slept amazing.
Biggest takeaway? It’s messy and confusing but figuring YOUR body out? Worth the towels. Worth the effort.
