Okay, so you wanna hear about my, uh, “best place for public sex” adventure? Buckle up, because this is gonna be a ride.
It all started last summer. Me and my girl, we were getting a little bored with the usual routine. You know, same bed, same positions, same everything. We needed some spice. So, one night after a few drinks, we started joking about doing it somewhere… different.
We tossed around a bunch of ideas – the beach at night (too sandy), a park bench (too risky), the back of the car (too cramped). Then, she suggested the drive-in movie. Genius! Dark, secluded (ish), and the sound of the movie would cover up any… noises.
The Planning: We picked a night with a cheesy rom-com playing. You know, something we wouldn’t really care about missing. We packed a blanket, some snacks, and a bottle of wine (discreetly, of course). The anticipation was killing me all day!
The Execution: We got there early and parked way in the back, figuring less people around meant less chance of getting caught. The movie started, and we pretended to watch for a bit. Then, slowly, things started to heat up. The blanket became our shield, and the movie provided the perfect background noise.
- Pro Tip #1: Choose your position wisely. Something that allows you to stay mostly covered is key. We went with a modified missionary, if you catch my drift.
- Pro Tip #2: Control your breathing! Sounds obvious, but when things get intense, you gotta be mindful of those moans.
The adrenaline was insane! The fear of getting caught, mixed with the excitement, was a total rush. We were both sweating, laughing (quietly), and trying to stay as silent as possible.
It wasn’t the most comfortable sex ever, I’ll admit. The car seats were a little awkward, and I kept bumping my head on the roof. But the thrill of doing something so naughty made it totally worth it.
The Aftermath: We managed to pull it off without getting caught. After the deed was done, we just sat there for a bit, catching our breath and trying to look innocent. We even watched the rest of the movie! (Well, pretended to, anyway.)
Was it the “best” place for public sex? Probably not for everyone. But for us, it was a memorable experience. It definitely spiced things up and gave us a story to tell (anonymously, of course!). Would I do it again? Maybe. But I think we need to find a new spot first. The drive-in is so last summer.
Important Disclaimer:
I’m not advocating for anyone to break the law or do anything they’re not comfortable with. Public sex is illegal in most places, so proceed with caution (or don’t proceed at all). This is just my personal experience, and I’m sharing it for entertainment purposes only.
