I heard them young folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called freaky emoji. What’s that all about? I don’t get it. Seems like a whole lotta hootin’ and hollerin’ over nothin’ if you ask me. But I guess them kids got their own ways of doin’ things. You know, I seen all sorts of things in my day, but these emojis, they just somethin’ else. They got all these little pictures, some of ’em make sense, some of ’em just look like a jumbled mess. But I guess there’s more to it than meets the eye.
What them pictures mean?
So, these freaky emojis, they ain’t just pictures. They mean things, I reckon. Like that one that looks like a tongue, 👅, that ain’t just a tongue, no sir. They use it with that eggplant thing, 🌦, and that peach, 🍑, and somethin’ they call a taco, 🌮, and some water drops, 💦. Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but it seems like they’re talkin’ ’bout grown-up stuff, you know what I mean? Like that eggplant is supposed to be somethin’ a man’s got, and that taco is for the ladies, and that peach, well, that’s the backside. And them water drops, well, that’s when things get real excitin’. Lordy, these kids today!
They got this thing they call “fruit code.” It’s like a secret language or somethin’. Them young girls, they use it to talk ’bout their boyfriends and such. Like them two cherries, 🍒, that means they got a fella, they’re hitched, you know? Or it could mean they’re best friends, like two peas in a pod. It’s all so confusin’!
All them different pictures
Then there’s that one that looks like a face all hot and bothered, 🥵. That can mean someone’s hot like a firecracker, or they think someone else is real good-lookin’. Or it could mean they’re thirsty, like they need a big ol’ glass of sweet tea. Or maybe they’re just stressed out, like they got too much on their plate. They use it with that thermometer thing, 🌡, to say they’re hot, or that water drop, 💧, if they’re thirsty. Goodness gracious, it’s a lot to keep up with!
They say there are more than 20 of these freaky emojis. I reckon there are a whole bunch. I’ve seen all kinds – like that purple ball with two eyes and a red nose. Some others are like a crazy face, 🤪, or an alien, 👽. Kids are weird and like weird things.
They got all these emojis on their phones and computers, and they just tap ’em and send ’em to each other. It’s like they’re talkin’ in pictures instead of words. I guess it’s faster that way. They even got these things called “emoji packs” for somethin’ called “Discord.” I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like a whole lotta trouble if you ask me.
How them young folks use them pictures
They say these emojis are supposed to be fun, but I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’. But I guess that’s just the way things are now. Everythin’s gotta be fast and easy. Nobody takes the time to write a proper letter anymore. They just tap a few pictures and call it a day.
I reckon these freaky emojis ain’t goin’ anywhere anytime soon. They’re here to stay, like it or not. So, I guess we just gotta get used to ’em. But I still think a good ol’ fashioned conversation is better than all these little pictures. You can’t beat a real heart-to-heart, you know? That’s what I always say.
- 👅 – tongue
- 🌦 – eggplant
- 🍑 – peach
- 🌮 – taco
- 💦 – sweat
- 🍒 – cherries
- 🥵 – hot face
- 🌡 – thermometer
- 💧 – water drop
- 🤪 – crazy face
- 👽 – alien
These freaky emojis, they’re a mystery to me. But I guess them young folks understand ’em. It’s their world now. We just gotta try to keep up, I reckon. Even if it is a little bit freaky.
