Well, honey, let’s talk about these here butt plugs for men. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout them down at the market, and I got curious. They say it’s some kinda toy. These new things for what they call “back door” fun, I guess. It sounds a little strange to me. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that.
I seen pictures of ’em, and they come in all shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small, some are long. Some even got a remote control, I hear! And they say some of them even vibrate! Can you believe that? Shakin’ all around in there. I don’t know about all that.
They say these butt plugs are for pleasure. Supposed to feel good, I guess. Like a massage, maybe, but…in a different place. I guess some men like that kinda thing. I don’t rightly know why, but to each their own, I reckon. It is the new world, after all.
- Some are called “anal beads.” They got a bunch of little balls all in a row.
- Some are called “prostate massagers.” Don’t know what a “prostate” is, but it sounds important.
- Some are just called “plugs.” That’s a simple enough name, I suppose.
They say you gotta use some kinda slippery stuff with ’em. Like that Vaseline, maybe. So it slides in easy, I guess. They call that “lube”. Oh my, this is very embarrassing. But these young people, they don’t have any shame. Just say it out loud, like it’s not a big deal.
Now, if you’re gonna try one of these butt plugs for men, you gotta be careful. That’s what I hear. Don’t want to hurt yourself, now. They say you gotta start small and go slow. And don’t use nothin’ that ain’t made for that purpose. Could get stuck, I imagine. Oh, the thought! Then you gotta go to the doctor, explain that whole mess.
They got all kinds of these things now. Some light up, like a Christmas tree! Some are made of metal, some are made of that squishy stuff, like a rubber ducky. They call it “silicone” or something like that. Some even got different modes, like one of those fancy massage chairs.
Now, I ain’t never tried one of these butt plugs myself. And I don’t reckon I ever will. But I hear some folks, men and women both, they say it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I can’t imagine, but they say they can do their “business” with it. I guess if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge?
They got these butt plugs for sale all over the place now. Even in some of them regular stores, I hear. They used to be a secret, I guess, but now they’re just out in the open. Times sure have changed. It’s wild. People just buy and sell everything on the internet.
I seen some that are shaped like animals. Some are shaped like…well, I won’t even say. It’s too much, even for me! But they got ’em. All kinds of shapes and colors. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya. I guess people like what they like. Nothing wrong with that.
If you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ one of these butt plugs for men, I reckon you should do your research. That’s what they say. Read up on it, see what other folks say. Make sure you know what you’re gettin’ yourself into. They got those reviews, I think they call them. People talking about what they like and don’t like. Just make sure don’t hurt yourself, honey. That’s all I gotta say about that. And be careful. I have a bad feeling about this.
They got these fancy ones now, with all kinds of bells and whistles. Some of ’em even connect to your phone, I hear! Can you believe that? Your phone! What will they think of next? It’s all gettin’ a little too complicated for me. They even have some special cleaner for those toys. I guess you don’t want the germs and stuff.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about these here butt plugs for men. It’s a strange world we live in, ain’t it? But like I said, to each their own. Just be safe, and be careful, and don’t do nothin’ I wouldn’t do…which, in this case, is probably a good rule to follow! You do you, honey. Just be careful out there. And remember what I said about startin’ small and goin’ slow. Don’t want no accidents!
