Okay, so today I tried to figure out this whole “breeding press” position thing. Honestly, I didn’t even know what it was until a friend mentioned it. So, like any normal person, I started with a bit of, uh, “research.”
First, I googled it. Let me tell you, the images were… interesting. Definitely not what I expected! I quickly closed those tabs before anyone walked in. Then I tried to find some, shall we say, clearer descriptions.
After wading through a bunch of weird websites, I finally found a few that seemed to have decent instructions. Basically, it’s all about angles and, uh, leverage. The idea is to, well, maximize things, I guess? It sounded complicated.
The Experiment Begins
So, the practical part. This is where things got… awkward. Let’s just say my partner wasn’t exactly thrilled with my sudden interest in experimental positions. There was a lot of “What are you doing?” and “Are you sure about this?”
We tried a few variations, based on what I’d read. I won’t go into too much detail, but let’s just say some attempts were more successful than others.
- Attempt 1: Total fail. We ended up in a tangled mess of limbs and giggles.
- Attempt 2: Slightly better. We found a position that kind of resembled what I’d seen online.
- Attempt 3: Okay, this one actually worked! It took some adjusting, but we finally figured out the right angles.
There was some adjusting, and let me tell you, some cushions were definitely needed. My back was not happy with me for a while there. It takes Practice make perfect.
In the end? It was… interesting. Would I recommend it? Maybe. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart, or for those with back problems. But if you’re feeling adventurous, and your partner is on board, it might be worth a try. Just, uh, maybe stretch first.
