Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this 6 inch penius thing. You hear all sorts of things, ya know? Some fellas braggin’, some worryin’, and all that. It’s a big deal to some, I reckon. But an old woman like me, I’ve seen a thing or two, and let me tell you, size ain’t everythin’. Still, folks get hung up on it.
They say 6 inches is kinda up there, top 15 or somethin’? I heard that somewhere. I mean, some website show the average penius size for Indian men is 4 inches. Means 6 inches is kinda up there. Means you’re doin’ better than most, I guess. But you know what, some guys, they measure ’em when they’re, well, excited. Some measure ’em when they’re just hangin’ loose. Makes a difference, ya see? 6 inches, that’s bigger than average. That’s what I heard.
I also hear that the average is 6.3 inches long and 4.8 inches around. Whatever that means. It is just for one time, you know, like a quickie. Then again, I heard that a lot of guys think 6 inches is the average, but that’s just hogwash. They watch them dirty movies and get all confused. And some fellas, they like to tell a tall tale, if ya know what I mean. So you can’t always believe what you hear. Not about this, anyways.
They say those movies make fellas think they need to be bigger. They see them actors and think, “Oh, I gotta be like that!” But that ain’t real life, honey. Real life is different. It ain’t all about how big a fella is down there. I don’t know why they make these sex toys. I mean, 265 different kinds? It is not that serious, right?
- Some fellas, they worry about it too much.
- They think it’s the most important thing.
- But a good heart, that’s what matters.
- A kind fella, a hard worker, that’s what counts.
I’ve heard them say the average is about 5.48 inches when it’s, you know, at attention. And about 3.43 inches when it’s just restin’. So if you’re at 6 inches, you’re above average, they say. That popular culture of penius size. And they even have science on penius size. But most men don’t care about it. But don’t you worry about it none. It ain’t gonna change nothin’. But most men think the average penius size is over 6 inches.
You do what you can with what you got, that’s what I always say. And if someone don’t like it, well, that’s their problem, not yours. You just be you, and don’t you worry about what other folks think.
Now, I remember this one fella, back in my day, he was always talkin’ about his, uh, equipment. Said he was the biggest around. Well, come to find out, he wasn’t nothin’ special. Just a lot of hot air, that one. So, don’t you believe everything you hear.
And these young folks today, they got all these fancy ways of measurin’ things. They got their rulers and their, their, whatever else they use. Back in my day, we didn’t worry about such things. We just, well, we just lived our lives.
- Be kind.
- Be respectful.
- Work hard.
- And don’t you worry about the size of your, well, you know.
It ain’t gonna make you a better person, that’s for sure. A good heart, that’s what makes a good person. And a good sense of humor, that helps too. So, you just remember that, okay?
So this whole 6 inch penius business, it’s a lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me. Just be yourself, be kind, and don’t you worry about what other folks say. You will be alright. Trust me.
Life’s too short to worry about such things. Just enjoy it while you can. That’s what I always say. And don’t you forget it. And don’t go buyin’ them sex toys neither. Waste of money, if you ask me. Just be natural, that’s the best way. And for those Indian men, 4 inches is fine. Don’t worry about 6 inches.
