So, you hear about these adventurous positions, right? Someone mentions the countertop, maybe you see it in a flick, and it plants a seed. “That could be fun,” you think. Well, we decided to give that particular one a whirl a while back, and let me tell ya, it’s not always as smooth as they make it look in those steamy scenes. It was an experience, that’s for sure.
First thing we did was scope out the battlefield – the kitchen counter. Cleanliness is next to godliness, especially here. I mean, nobody wants to be worrying about sticky spots or crumbs when you’re trying to get intimate. So, a proper wipe-down, a really good one, was step one. We’re talking disinfectant, the whole nine yards. Then, the sturdiness check. Our counter is pretty solid granite, but we still gave it a few good shoves. You don’t want any unexpected collapses. Safety first, even in the bedroom… or, well, kitchen.
Alright, so with the counter prepped, it was time for the main event. Getting her up there was… an operation. She tried to hop, I tried to lift. There was a bit of awkward fumbling, not gonna lie. We’re not spring chickens, and it wasn’t exactly a graceful ascent. We ended up using a small kitchen stool for her to step up. Pro tip: have a stool handy if you’re not built like a gymnast or a weightlifter. That made it a lot easier and saved my back.
Once she was perched, it was a whole new landscape, literally. The height difference, with me standing and her sitting, changed the angles quite a bit. It took some adjusting to find what worked. Lots of “How’s this?” and “A little to the left.” Communication was super important. It wasn’t just instinct; we had to talk it through to get comfortable and find a good rhythm. It’s a bit of a different dynamic than being on a bed, that’s for sure.
The good bits? Well, the novelty factor is high. It definitely shakes things up. The view for both of us was… interesting, in a good way. And yeah, it can allow for some pretty deep connection, both physically and emotionally, because you’re often face-to-face and working together to make it happen. It felt adventurous, like we were trying something new and a bit daring, which was fun.
But, it wasn’t all smooth sailing. Comfort can be an issue. A hard countertop isn’t exactly a plush mattress. After a while, she said her legs were getting a bit numb. For me, standing for that long in one position, trying to maintain balance and rhythm, put a bit of a strain on my lower back. And you gotta watch out for any sharp edges on the counter. We padded one spot with a towel just in case. It’s not really a position for a long, leisurely session, more like a quick, exciting detour.
So, what did we learn from our countertop experiment?
- Preparation is everything. Clean it, check it, plan your ascent.
- It’s a bit of a workout, surprisingly.
- Communication and a sense of humor are essential when you’re trying to balance on a kitchen surface.
- It’s probably not going to become our go-to, but it was definitely worth trying for the experience.
Overall, it was a memorable escapade. We laughed a lot, which is always a good sign. It spiced things up, and we learned a bit more about what works for us and what’s maybe best left to the movies. If you’re thinking of trying it, go for it, but just go in with realistic expectations and be ready to improvise. And make sure that counter is really, really clean.
