Oh, honey, let me tell ya, these young folks and their fancy words! Wheelbarrow, they call it. Back in my day, we just did what felt good. But alright, let’s talk about this wheelbarrow sex position thing.
Wheelbarrow Sex Position, What the Heck?
So, this wheelbarrow sex position, it’s like you’re a dang wheelbarrow. One person stands, holds the other’s legs. The other one is on their hands. Like doing chores, but it’s not chores. It is kind of like the most common, easiest one.
The one holding the legs, they gotta be strong, you know? Like lifting a sack of potatoes. And the one on their hands, they gotta be able to hold themselves up. Not for old folks like me, that’s for sure! No sir, my bones ain’t what they used to be.
Doing the Wheelbarrow, I Guess
First, the one who’s gonna be the wheelbarrow, they get on the ground. On their hands, like a dog, but you ain’t doggy style. Ain’t that one that young people do, I heard about. Doggy and spooning, both with 18,100 searches, I hear.
Then the other one, they stand behind. They lift up the legs, hold ’em tight. Like carrying a wheelbarrow full of, I don’t know, rocks or something. Gotta hold on tight, or else someone’s gonna fall. And you don’t want that, no sir.
And then, well, you do the deed. Like that, all upside down and whatnot. Seems like a lot of work to me. But hey, whatever floats your boat, right? These young people like it, with 12 of ’em. I don’t know.
Is It Good, This Wheelbarrow Thing?
I reckon it’s fun for some folks. If you’re strong and bendy, sure. But for me? Nah, I’m good with the old-fashioned way. You know, just lying down, comfortable. No need to be a dang acrobat.
- The one person stands up.
- Another person is on hands, like a dog, but not doggy.
- The standing one holds the legs of the other.
- You are in a wheelbarrow sex position!
But hey, I ain’t judging. If you wanna try this wheelbarrow sex position, go for it. Just be careful, you hear? Don’t go pulling a muscle or something. And make sure you trust the person holding your legs. You don’t want them dropping you on your head!
These days, folks like them cowgirl and woman on top. They say it feels good. I don’t know, never tried, but good for them.
Other Ways to Do the Deed
There’s other ways to have fun, you know. You don’t need to be bending over backwards like a pretzel. There’s that one where you just lie on your side. Cozy, like snuggling up with a warm blanket. Or the one where you’re on top. That’s nice, too. You get to be in control, you know?
And then there’s that one, what do they call it? 69? I don’t get it. What’s the deal with that number? But the young folks seem to like it. Whatever makes ’em happy, I guess. As long as they’re safe and having fun, that’s all that matters.
Just Be Happy, Honey
Look, at the end of the day, it don’t matter how you do it. As long as you’re with someone you love, and you’re both having a good time, that’s all that counts. Don’t get caught up in all these fancy names and positions. Just do what feels good, and don’t be afraid to try new things.
Life’s too short to be boring, you know? So go on, have some fun. And if you wanna try this wheelbarrow sex position, well, you do you, honey. Just remember what I said: be careful, and have fun!
But hey, don’t do what them dogs do. If you need to stop them, lift their hind legs off the ground. Each person do it to each dog. But don’t do it like this wheelbarrow sex position, though. It ain’t right.
Alright, that’s enough talk about this stuff. I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. You young folks have fun, and be safe, you hear? And don’t forget to call your grandma once in a while. We worry about you!
