Okay, so, let’s talk about this “Eiffel Tower” thing. I’d heard whispers, seen some dodgy diagrams, and my curiosity was, shall we say, piqued. So, last weekend, I decided to rope in a couple of friends and, well, give it a go. We weren’t aiming for the stars, just a fun Saturday night experiment.
First off, finding a third person was harder than you’d think. It’s not like you can just put an ad out, right? Luckily, my buddy Dave is always up for anything. So, it was me, my girlfriend, Sarah, and good ol’ Dave.
The Setup
We started with Sarah getting on all fours – she’s the “base” of our tower, bless her heart. Now, the whole point is that she’s supposed to be, ahem, occupied with Dave while I’m behind her. We put a pillow under her hips, per some online wisdom, to make things a little more comfortable.
The Action
- Missionary Start: I started in the good old missionary position with Sarah. This was familiar territory, so it helped ease into the whole crazy setup.
- Dave’s Entrance: Then came Dave. Let me tell you, watching your friend get that close to your girlfriend is… an experience. But hey, we’re all adults here, right?
- The Main Event: With Dave doing his thing, I kept going with Sarah from behind. It was definitely a new sensation, having two things happening at once. It took some coordination, lots of laughs, and a few awkward fumbles.
The Climax (pun intended)
Honestly, it was intense. For Sarah, the G-spot stimulation was apparently off the charts. She said it was like nothing she’d ever felt before. For me, it was more about the novelty and the sheer absurdity of it all. Dave, well, Dave’s a trooper. He said he had a good time, but I think he was just happy to be included.
The Aftermath
We all collapsed in a heap afterward, laughing our asses off. It was definitely a memorable experience. Would we do it again? Maybe. It’s not exactly an everyday kind of thing. But hey, life’s too short to not try new things, right? Plus, we now have a story that’ll last a lifetime. And Sarah? She’s still talking about how amazing it felt. So, there’s that.
Bottom line: The Eiffel Tower is wild, a bit complicated, but definitely worth trying if you’re adventurous and have a very open-minded friend. Just make sure you’ve got plenty of pillows and a good sense of humor.
