Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions:
So, the “flatiron” thing, right? I saw it, got curious, and, well, one thing led to another. I’m all about trying new stuff, figuring out what works and what’s just… awkward. So, here’s how it went down.
First, I cleared some space. You need room for this, seriously. I pushed the coffee table out of the way, tossed a blanket on the floor – gotta have some padding, you know?
Next, it was all about getting the position right. My partner lay down flat on their back. That’s the “flatiron” part, I guess. Then, I kinda… straddled them, facing their feet. The idea is to get your hips aligned. It’s a bit like a reverse cowgirl, but way more… horizontal.
- Step 1: Partner flat on their back.
- Step 2: Me straddling, facing their feet.
- Step 3:Try finding the right high and grind a little bit.
The tricky part was finding the right angle. I tried different this and that ways, too low, and it’s just rubbing. Too high, and you’re not really… connected. It took some wiggling and adjusting. We were both laughing at this point, ’cause it felt a little ridiculous, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?
The Actual Action
Once we found a comfortable spot, it was all about slow, controlled movements. I tried grinding a little, rocking back and forth. It’s a different sensation, for sure. More about pressure than, like, deep penetration.
Honestly, it’s a lot more fun than it sounds.
The whole thing lasted… maybe 15 minutes? We switched positions after a while – gotta keep things interesting! But it was definitely a fun experiment. Would I do it again? Sure, why not. It’s all about exploring and figuring out what you both enjoy. Just remember to communicate, laugh a lot, and don’t take it too seriously!
