Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions:
So, the other day, I was down this rabbit hole online, you know, just clicking around, and I stumbled on this question: “what is considered a thick dick?” I mean, it’s not something I usually think about, but it got me curious. I’ve always been, shall we say, average. Never really gave it much thought, honestly. But the internet has a way of making you question EVERYTHING.
First, I dug through a bunch of forums. Total chaos. Everyone’s got an opinion, and most of them are just shouting numbers. Some guys were bragging, some were whining, some were probably just making stuff up. It was a mess. No real answers there.
Then I tried to find something a bit more, uh, scientific. I avoided anything that looked too sketchy – you know, those sites with flashing ads and promises of instant growth. Didn’t trust ’em. I found a couple of articles that seemed somewhat legit, talking about averages and stuff. They mostly focused on girth, not length, which made sense given the question.
The numbers were all over the place, but it seemed like anything over 5 inches in circumference was getting thrown into the “thick” category. Some places said even higher, like 5.5 or 6. I definitely wasn’t hitting those numbers. I grabbed a measuring tape – you know, the soft kind you use for sewing. Felt a bit ridiculous, but hey, I was committed to this now. I wrapped that thing around and… well, let’s just say I’m firmly in the “average” zone. No shame, but definitely not “thick.”
honestly, after all that “research,” I felt kinda… silly. Like, why did I even care? It’s not like it changes anything. I’m still me. Still got the same… equipment.
- Step 1: Started with random forum browsing.
- Step 2: Filtered out the BS and found some “semi-scientific” articles.
- Step 3: Measured myself (awkwardly).
- Step 4: Realized it’s all kinda subjective and I don’t really need to care that much.
it, I think it’s more about how you use it than the size. Confidence is key, right? That’s what I’m telling myself, anyway. .
