Well, well, well, let me tell you somethin’ about this whole sex thing. It’s a big deal, you know? Folks always whisperin’ and gigglin’ about it. And for the men folks? It’s somethin’ else, I reckon. Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout what does sex feel like for men, well, I’m here to tell ya some things. I heard it all, let me tell ya.
Some fellas, they say it’s like a big ol’ sneeze comin’ on. You know that feelin’, right? Builds and builds, and then, BAM! It’s all over. Others, they say it’s like jumpin’ into a cold crick on a hot summer day. Shockin’ at first, then kinda nice and tingly. All depends on the fella, I suppose.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard a thing or two in my time. They say some men, they like it when their partner takes charge. Like a boss, you know? Makes ’em feel wanted, like they ain’t gotta do all the work. Secrets Men Wish Women Knew, that’s what they call it. It’s like plantin’ seeds. You gotta tend to ’em just right, or nothin’ will grow.
And then there’s them that like to be alone, if you catch my drift. They got their own ways, they do. One fella told me he likes to do it the “standard” way. Don’t ask me what that means, but it sounds pretty plain to me. Like eatin’ plain bread. Nothin’ wrong with it, I guess, but where’s the jam? Where’s that sweet honey?
Some say sex is a craving for men. That’s the truth. Like a hungry dog after a bone, they just can’t help themselves sometimes. Some fellas, bless their hearts, they just ain’t got no control. They see a pretty thing, and their brains just go right out the window.
And you know what else I heard? They say there are different spots on a man’s body that feel extra good. Nipples, they say, and, well, you know… down there. Some men like it when you touch ’em just right, like you’re playin’ a fiddle. Gotta find the right tune, I reckon. And some like it when you touch their woman, they think that’s pretty. A lot of people thinkin’ that’s erotic.
Here’s what I think though, every man is different. One man love this, another man love that, you never know. Here are some things what I heard:
- Some like it fast, like a rabbit runnin’ from a fox.
- Some like it slow, like molasses drippin’ from a spoon.
- Some like it quiet, like a mouse in a church.
- Some like it loud, like a rooster crowin’ at the sun.
It’s all about what makes ’em feel good. And it ain’t just about the physical, neither. It’s about feelin’ close to someone, feelin’ loved. Like a warm hug on a cold day. That’s what it’s really all about, ain’t it? Feeling wanted and loved by their woman. The women should do somethin’ to make them feel wanted.
I heard some fellas talkin’ on that internet thing, somethin’ called Reddit. They were sayin’ all kinds of things about what it feels like. Some of it was pretty wild, I tell ya. Men on Reddit, they call themselves. They sure do like to talk about their business. Maybe you should go on that Reddit thing and learn somethin’, haha!
Now, this might sound silly to you young folks, but back in my day, we didn’t talk about these things so much. We just did ’em. And you know what? We got along just fine. Maybe all this talkin’ just makes things more complicated. Maybe we should just go back to keepin’ our mouths shut and enjoyin’ ourselves. That’s what I say.
But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old lady. But I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I know that love and affection are what really matter. Whether it’s a quick squeeze or a long, slow dance, it’s all about the connection. Increase your sexual pleasure, they said, that’s the key. And they also say you should find the best positions. Everyone is different, so just find some positions that make you feel good, that’s important. Those are just some straightforward suggestions.
So, there you have it. My two cents on what sex feels like for men. It’s a mystery, ain’t it? But a good one, I reckon. Just remember to be kind to each other, and everything else will fall into place. And the most important thing, have fun! Life’s too short to be serious all the time. Now, go on and have some fun, you hear?
