Prepping for the Big Attempt
Alright, so this topic kept popping up in comments and DMs – “What’s anal actually like for girls?” Figured since I try stuff out anyway, why not dive in and share the real, messy process? Not some glossy magazine version, but the actual hands-on (or… well, you know) experience. First things first, gotta be prepped.
Went full scientist mode. Read like crazy, talked to some trusted friends who had actual experience (shoutout to Sarah for the brutal honesty), and basically turned my bathroom into a lube testing lab. Bought every dang water-based lube the store had – thick gel, thin slippery stuff, cooling ones, warming ones… felt ridiculous checking out, honestly. My vibrator collection got an audit too – picked a super slim one, my trusty bullet, and a curved G-spot vibe just in case things went sideways or needed warming up front first. Also grabbed nitrile gloves – hygiene first, right? Laid everything out like surgical tools: lube options, vibes, towels, tissues. Mentally prepped for a LOT of awkwardness and potential disaster.
The Actual Experiment Phase (Spoiler: It Ain’t Instant Magic)
Chose a night with zero pressure, totally alone. Started with a relaxing shower, warm water helps everything loosen up, apparently. Got comfy on the bed with my mountain of pillows and towels laid down – learned that tip early on, thank god.
The plan was simple: slow. Painfully slow. Like, snail pace. Started just exploring the area externally with a slicked-up finger – kinda weird, sensitive tickle? Not painful, just… different. Applied WAY more lube than felt necessary. Like, made a puddle. The advice of “use lube, then double it” seems legit. Seriously, use more lube than you think you need.
Tried with my smallest vibrator first. More lube. Gentle pressure, barely pushing. Felt intense pressure, like needing to poop but knowing you don’t – that weird “oh god is this okay?” reflex. Breathed deeply through it (super key advice), and eased back whenever it felt too intense. It took several attempts just to get the tiny tip past the first muscle ring – that thing clenches like a terrified oyster! Lots of stopping, breathing, reapplying lube like my life depended on it.
Finally got past that first barrier with the slim vibe. The feeling? So. Much. Pressure. Full. Not really painful once the muscle relaxed, just incredibly full and alien. Tried moving it slightly – that created this weird deep internal friction, not entirely unpleasant, just… super unfamiliar. Weirdest part was hearing the lube squelching. Didn’t expect the soundtrack.
Taking it Further (Tiny Step Style)
After adjusting to the slim vibe, curiosity won. Grabbed the bullet vibe – still tiny, but slightly thicker and vibrating strong. More lube, obvs. Getting anything in required a conscious effort to relax those muscles – like trying to physically unclench something you didn’t realize was tight. Breathing out slowly was the only way. Felt the vibration resonate deeper internally in a strange way, like a low hum through my pelvis. Interesting, but not super stimulating on its own.
Tried combining it with regular clit stimulation then. Okay, THAT changed things. The deep fullness plus the familiar buzz started creating this weird, layered sensation. Still felt like I needed a massive poop constantly, which took mental effort to ignore (not easy!), but the combined input shifted things towards something more… intense? Not like regular orgasm territory, but definitely heightened the overall feeling. Couldn’t sustain it long though – the constant “pressure alarm” signal was exhausting mentally.
Aftermath & Cleanup (The Glamorous Part)
Finally called it. Super gentle extraction, slowwwwly. Still lots of pressure. Got to the bathroom fast – not because of emergency, but because the urge to “go” felt immediate and urgent due to the sensation overload down there. Thankfully, things were fine physically, just the weird reflex acting up. Cleanup involved lots and lots of wet wipes and showering off again. Felt kinda swollen internally for a few hours, nothing bad, just aware.
Big Takeaways (The Honest Bit):
- It requires stupid amounts of prep – mental and physical.
- LUBE IS NOT OPTIONAL. Seriously, use too much.
- Relaxing those muscles is a skill, takes practice and patience.
- The sensation is mainly deep pressure and fullness. It’s not inherently pleasurable like vaginal/cilt stuff for many women.
- Combining with clit stimulation helps a ton to shift the experience.
- You WILL feel like you need to poop badly. Learning to ignore that reflex is mental work.
- It can be messy. Physically and situationally. Be prepared.
- It’s not a race. Success isn’t getting something big in fast. Success is not hurting yourself and figuring out what feels vaguely okay.
Overall? It was an intense, awkward learning experience. Not terrible, not magically amazing. Just… different. Took patience and zero expectations. Worth trying? Sure, if you’re curious and safe about it. Mind-blowing sensation? Nah, not for me personally, at least this first few tries. The hype feels kinda oversold without massive preparation and the right combo stimulation.
