Trying Out Some MFF Stuff – My Experience
Alright, so folks sometimes bring up MFF setups, you know, one guy, two girls. Sounds like a wild fantasy on paper, right? We actually talked about giving something like that a go a while back. Wasn’t like we had a big plan, just kinda came up in conversation after a few drinks.
First hurdle? Just talking about it. Seriously, it’s way more awkward than you’d think. Trying to figure out boundaries, making sure everyone actually wants to, not just saying yes ’cause they feel pressured. That took way longer than deciding on pizza toppings, lemme tell ya.
Then we actually tried to, well, arrange things. Forget those smooth movie scenes. It’s mostly bumping elbows and knees. Someone’s always in an awkward spot, hair gets pulled accidentally, someone’s getting squished. It’s like trying to solve a human puzzle blindfolded.
- Coordination is a mess. You think you know where everyone is, then someone moves slightly and the whole thing collapses.
- Someone inevitably feels a bit left out, even if you try hard. It’s tough to split attention perfectly.
- Communication is key, but trying to talk logistics in the heat of the moment? Kills the mood faster than a fire alarm.
Honestly, the reality was pretty different from the idea. We tried a couple of basic arrangements people talk about. One was okay-ish for a minute, the other was just… uncomfortable. Like, physically uncomfortable. Bad angles, someone’s arm falling asleep, that kind of thing.
We kinda fumbled through it for a bit, more laughing at the awkwardness than anything else. In the end, we just kinda gave up on the ‘positions’ part. It was just too much effort, too much thinking. Took away from just enjoying the moment, you know? It ended up being less about specific positions and more about just being together, but the whole MFF specific positioning thing? Yeah, not as smooth or simple as it sounds. Way more trouble than it was worth, for us anyway. Just keeping it real.
