Alright, alright, settle down, you young whippersnappers. Let me tell you somethin’ about this… this “butt plug in public gay” thing. Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two in her time. But from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ to do with men likin’ men, and… well, puttin’ things where they don’t normally belong, if you catch my drift.
What’s this “Butt Plug” Business Anyway?
First off, let’s talk about this “butt plug.” Near as I can tell, it’s a… well, it’s a stopper. Like a cork for a bottle, but… you know… for a different kinda bottle. Now, why anyone would wanna do that is beyond me, but to each their own, I always say. Seems like some folks get a kick outta it, and who am I to judge? It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, long as they’re bein’ safe about it, I reckon.
And the “public” part? Well, that just means doin’ it out in the open, where folks can see. Now, that’s where I draw the line, personally. Some things are best kept private, if you ask me. But like I said, times are changin’, and what folks do behind closed doors – or out in the open, I guess – ain’t really my business.
Gays Bein’ Gays
Now, the “gay” part, that’s just about men lovin’ men. And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. Love is love, no matter who it’s between. I’ve seen plenty of happy couples, men and women alike, and it don’t matter to me who they’re partnered up with, long as they’re treatin’ each other right. If two fellas wanna be together, that’s their business. And if they wanna use these… “butt plugs”… well, that’s their business too, I suppose.
- Butt plugs: These things are stoppers, like I said. Some folks like ’em, some folks don’t. Nothin’ more to it than that.
- Public: Means doin’ stuff where people can see. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own.
- Gay: Men lovin’ men. And that’s just fine. Love is love.
Where to Find This Stuff?
Now, I hear tell you can find all sorts of pictures and videos of this “butt plug in public gay” stuff on the internet. Places like “xHamster” and “YouPorn” and “Redtube,” whatever those are. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me, but I guess some folks are into it. Just be careful what you click on, young’uns. The internet’s a wild place, and you don’t wanna stumble onto somethin’ you can’t unsee.
Is It Safe?
And speaking of bein’ careful, I reckon you gotta be real careful with this kinda stuff. I mean, puttin’ things where they don’t belong can’t be good for you, can it? And doin’ it in public? Well, that just seems like askin’ for trouble.
