Alright, let’s talk about shower sex. It sounds hot, right? But let me tell you, it’s not as easy as it looks in the movies. I decided to give it a try with my partner, and here’s how it went down.
First off, we made sure the shower was clean. Nobody wants to slip on some old soap scum and crack their head open. Then, I cranked up the hot water to get things steamy. We hopped in, and the water was nice and warm, but damn, it got slippery fast.
We started with some kissing and touching, you know, the usual foreplay. But trying to keep our balance while getting frisky was a real challenge. I nearly slipped a couple of times, and my partner had to grab onto the shower wall to stay upright. It was kind of funny, but also a little scary.
Next, we tried a standing position. I leaned against the wall, and my partner faced me. This worked for a bit, but the water kept getting in our eyes and mouths, which wasn’t exactly sexy. Plus, it was hard to get a good grip on each other with all the water and soap.
- Slippery Situation: The shower floor was like an ice rink.
- Water Works: Water in the face is not as fun as it sounds.
- Grip Issues: Wet skin is hard to hold onto.
So, we decided to sit down. I sat on the shower floor, and my partner straddled me. This was better because we weren’t worried about falling. But let me tell you, sitting on a cold, hard shower floor isn’t the most comfortable thing in the world.
We managed to get into a rhythm, but it was still awkward. The water was either too hot or too cold, and we kept having to adjust the temperature. And don’t even get me started on the noise. The sound of the water made it hard to hear each other, so there was a lot of shouting and laughing.
In the end, we got the job done, but it wasn’t exactly the romantic experience I had imagined. It was more like a comedy of errors. We were slipping and sliding, trying not to drown in the shower spray, and laughing our asses off the whole time.
My Two Cents
Shower sex is definitely an adventure, but it’s not for the faint of heart. If you’re gonna try it, be prepared for some challenges. And maybe invest in a good non-slip mat. Just saying.
