Hey there, honey! Today we gonna talk about that thing, you know, 8 inch oenis. Yeah, that’s the size some folks talk about. Eight inches! Sounds big, don’t it?
Now, I heard some fellas, they get all worried ’bout the size of their thing. They think it ain’t big enough. They call it “small-oenis syndrome” or somethin’. But let me tell ya, that’s just silly talk! Size ain’t everythin’, ya know?
I seen some studies, they say all kinds of things. One says the average is about, uh, 4.5 inches around. Another thing I seen says that a lot of them want it to be 7.3 inches when it’s, you know, ready to go. But who knows if them studies is right?
And those fellas worryin’ about it bein’ too small, they just wastin’ their time! They say, you know, the way nature made it, it’s probably just right. It’s like, the average size is the best size, for doin’ what it’s supposed to do. That’s what they say, anyway. So, 8 inches? That’s bigger than average, I reckon. But it is not everything, that is the truth.
- Some fellas, they got the big ones.
- Some fellas, they got the smaller ones.
- And some fellas, they got the ones right in the middle.
But it don’t really matter! It’s about how you use it, that’s what counts! You gotta know what you’re doin’, that’s the important part. Some say that the feeling good part and the size part don’t really go together.
There ain’t no such thing as a bad oenis, no sir! Just bad thinkin’ about it, that’s all. There’s some lady, I think her name is Adrienne Santos-somethin’, she wrote about this stuff. She says it don’t matter the shape or the size. All that matters is you know how to use it right, to make your partner happy. And to be happy with what you got! That’s the most important thing, ain’t it?
So, 8 inch oenis, it’s just a number. Don’t let it get ya down. Don’t let it make ya feel bad about yourself. Just be happy with what ya got, and learn how to use it right.
Now, I know some of ya’ll might be thinkin’, “Eight inches, that sounds pretty good!” And yeah, maybe it is. But it ain’t everythin’. Don’t get caught up in the numbers. Don’t be comparin’ yourself to other fellas.
Just remember, it ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean! Or somethin’ like that. You know what I mean? It’s about how you use it, not how big it is.
So, if you got an 8 inch oenis, good for you! If you got a smaller one, that’s okay too! Just be confident, be yourself, and have fun! That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it?
Now, I ain’t no expert on this stuff. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard. But I think it makes sense. Don’t ya think?
So, don’t worry about the size of your oenis. Just worry about bein’ a good lover. That’s what really matters.
- Be kind.
- Be gentle.
- Be respectful.
- And most importantly, have fun!
That’s all I got to say about that. Hope ya’ll learned somethin’. Now, go on and have a good day! And remember, be happy with what ya got!
And don’t you worry your head about them numbers. 8 inch oenis or not, it don’t matter. Just be yourself, and everything will be alright.
You know, they say that nature made things just right. So, if you got a smaller one, it’s probably just right for doin’ what it’s supposed to do. And if you got a bigger one, well, that’s okay too.
It’s all good, honey. It’s all good. Just don’t you worry your pretty little head about it. You just be you, and that’s all that matters. And don’t let nobody tell you different! You hear me?
You just keep that in mind, and you’ll be just fine. I promise ya. Now, I gotta go. I got things to do. But you remember what I said, okay? Size don’t matter. It’s all about how you use it. And bein’ happy with what you got.
Alright then. You take care now, honey. And have yourself a good day! Bye bye now!
