You know what? That thing, you know, that penis thing, it does all sorts of things. Sometimes it just kinda jumps a little. Like when you see a cat and it twitches its tail before it pounces. I’ve seen it, you know. It gets all jumpy and then, bam, it’s hard as a rock. Just like that.
Does it Twitch Before it Gets Hard?
Well, from what I seen, yeah, it kinda does. Like it’s getting ready for something, you know? It’s like when you’re fixin’ to bake a cake. You gotta get all the stuff out, mix it up a little. This thing, it does a little twitch, a little jump, like it’s mixing things up inside. Then it gets all big and hard.
I heard some folks say it’s the blood. It’s the blood rushing in there. Makes sense, I guess. Like when you fill up a balloon with water. It gets bigger and harder. But before that, the balloon kinda wiggles a bit, right? Maybe this thing does the same, twitching a little before the blood makes it all stiff.
Why Does it Get Hard?
Now that’s a question, ain’t it? Why does anything do what it does? I reckon it’s just nature. Like a rooster crowing in the morning. It just does. This thing, it gets hard when it’s, well, you know, excited. When there’s a pretty lady around, or maybe just thinking about one. Or sometimes, for no reason at all. It got a mind of its own, I swear.
- It gets hard when it’s excited.
- It gets hard when there’s a pretty lady around.
- It gets hard for no reason at all.
Some say it’s important, for making babies and all that. You know, planting the seed. That thing needs to be hard to do its job, I guess. Like a plow, it needs to be strong to break the ground. Otherwise, nothin’ would grow.
What’s it Made of Anyway?
Well, it ain’t made of bone, that’s for sure. It’s all soft and squishy when it’s not hard. Like a worm. But then it gets all filled up with blood, and it’s hard as a stick. I heard someone say it has different parts, like a root and a, what was it, a shaft? Sounds like a tool or somethin’. I don’t know about all that. All I know is, it changes. It goes from soft to hard, just like that.
That Blood Flow Thing
They talk about blood flow, how it makes it hard. Like watering the garden, I suppose. You gotta get the water flowing to make the plants grow. This thing, it needs the blood to flow to make it grow big and hard. I reckon that’s why it twitches sometimes. The blood is starting to flow in, getting it ready.
- Blood makes it hard.
- Blood flows in and it gets big.
- Twitching might be the blood flowing.
And sometimes, the blood doesn’t flow like it should. Then it doesn’t get hard, or not hard enough. That’s a problem, I hear. Like when the well runs dry. Nothin’ grows then. They got pills for that, I think. To help the blood flow better. Modern medicine, it’s something else.
It’s a funny thing, ain’t it? This penis thing. It’s always there, sometimes soft, sometimes hard, sometimes twitching, sometime just there. It’s got a life of its own, I reckon. And it’s a part of life, just like everything else. From what I’ve seen, that twitching is just a sign. A sign that it’s getting ready. Getting ready to get hard.
Sometimes it Don’t Get Hard
Yep, heard about that too. Sometimes, that thing just won’t cooperate. Stays soft like a wet noodle. That can be a real problem, especially if you’re trying to, you know, plant your seed. It’s like trying to plow a field with a feather. Just ain’t gonna work. They say it can be from being too tired, or too worried about things. Or maybe just getting old. Like an old tractor, sometimes things just don’t work like they used to.
And like I said before, they got pills for that. Little blue pills, I hear. They help get the blood flowing again, so that thing can stand up straight and do its job. It’s a wonder what they can do these days. But sometimes, even the pills don’t work. Then you’re just out of luck, I guess. Erectile dysfunction I think it is called.
And Sensitivity, oh boy. Sometime is too much, sometime is not enough. Like Goldilocks and the three bears.
But that twitch, that little jump. From what I seen, that usually means it’s about to get hard. Like a warning sign. Or maybe it’s just saying hello. Hard to say. These things, they’re a mystery, ain’t they?
It is a big thing for Male Sexuality, I heard some people talk about that.
But yeah, that thing, that penis, it twitches. And usually, that means it’s about to get hard as a rock. Just nature doing its thing, I suppose.
