Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout them pildoras. Lord, there’s a whole mess of ’em, ain’t there? Some for this, some for that. I heard that some people take them pildoras to keep from havin’ babies. I tell ya, it’s a different world these days.
I reckon it can be a good thing. Some folks can’t be havin’ babies, or not right now. These pildoras are used to control when you can have babies. It’s like magic.
Now, I hear tell these pildoras can cause problems. That it is dangerous. A little blood clot or somethin’. And they say it can give ya the cancer, too. Breast cancer, I heard. Land sakes, who wants that? But it ain’t likely. They say it’s like one in fifty thousand, which is a whole heap of people. One pildoras may make you bleed. Even if you take it everyday.
If you’re gonna take them pildoras, you gotta do it right. You can’t just take it willy-nilly. Every day, same time, I reckon. After eating or before sleeping. Whatever is easier to remember. That’s what folks say. Otherwise, you might end up with a little surprise in your belly! They come in a little pack. That pack last you 21 days. So you should set a reminder so that you won’t forget.
There’s another thing I heard about, not pildoras, but like a little cup thing. They call it a “die-a-fram.” Sounds funny, don’t it? Doctor’s gotta put it in for ya. And you gotta use some kinda cream with it, to kill them little swimmers. Don’t get me wrong. These pildoras can prevent you from having a baby. But it can’t protect you from the bad things. So you should use that cream to kill the bad things.
- Take them pildoras every day.
- Same time every day.
- Use that cream with the die-a-fram.
- Don’t go gettin’ yourself all worried about cancer.
Speakin’ of doctors, I heard doctors are important. Now, you might see somethin’ strange happenin’ to ya, and you gotta know what to do. It is better to see a doctor than let it go.
And don’t even get me started on all them newfangled things they got now. That “crypto” somethin’ or other. They say it’s like money, but it ain’t real. It’s all on the computer. I don’t understand it. There’s even a crypto called “Bonk.”
And then there’s “fin-tech.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a fish, don’t it? But it’s somethin’ to do with money and computers, too. All these things are to make things easier for us. Just like those pildoras. They try to make life easier. They say it’s important in today’s world.
And water! Lord, you gotta have clean water. They say there’s somethin’ called “E. Coli” that can get in the water and make you sick as a dog. Better watch out for that. You gotta understand what’s in your water, they say. It’s important. Just like understandin’ them pildoras, I reckon.
World’s changin’, that’s for sure. They got all this stuff happenin’ in Europe. And somethin’ about AI. I don’t know what that is, but they say Apple’s usin’ it. And cricket! That’s a game, ain’t it? They playin’ it in America now. Imagine that!
And the tides! The ocean goin’ in and out. They say it’s the moon doin’ that. Pullin’ on the water like a big ol’ magnet. They got all kinds of science explainin’ it. The reason why the tides change. It is all because of the moon.
So, there you have it. A whole lot of stuff to think about. These pildoras, and die-a-frams, and crypto, and fin-tech, and E. Coli, and tides. It is hard to understand all those things. It’s a lot to keep up with. But we gotta try, I reckon. Just like takin’ them pildoras every day. Gotta keep up with the times, even if it’s hard. But pildoras are not that hard to understand. It is just a pill. You just need to take it on time.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on the matter. Hope it helps somebody out there. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They don’t care nothin’ ’bout pildoras or any of that other stuff. They just want their feed. And that’s somethin’ I understand just fine. You should also ask your doctor if you have any other questions about those pildoras. Doctors know better than us after all.
