Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this fella, Tucker somethin’-or-other, the one on the TV. Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout him and the gays. Don’t know much ’bout either, but I’ll tell ya what I heard and what I reckon.

So, this Tucker fella, he’s on that Fox News channel. Always talkin’ ’bout somethin’ or other, gets folks all riled up. Seems like he said somethin’ ’bout them gays, and now everyone’s got their feathers ruffled. Heard tell there was some shootin’ at a place where them gays hang out, a club or somethin’. Terrible thing, that shootin’. Just terrible.
Now, this Tucker guy, he went on TV and started yappin’. Said he didn’t think it was ’cause folks hate the gays that the shootin’ happened. Said maybe it was somethin’ else. Well, that’s got folks all in a twist. They sayin’ he’s wrong, sayin’ he’s a bad fella for sayin’ that.
- First off, that shootin’, that’s just plain wrong. No matter who did it or why, shootin’ folks ain’t never the answer.
- Second, this Tucker, well, he’s got his mouth, and he likes to use it. That’s his job, I reckon, talkin’ on the TV. But sometimes, maybe he should just keep his mouth shut.
- Third, them gays, well, they’re just folks too. Live and let live, that’s what I say. Don’t matter who you love, long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
I heard tell that this Tucker fella, he talked to some reporter for a long, long time. Two hours, they say! Imagine that, two hours just talkin’. What in the world did they talk about for that long? Must’ve been important, I guess. The reporter, he works for somethin’ called the Daily Mail, sounds like somethin’ you get in the mailbox, but I reckon it’s one of them online things.
People keep sayin’ Tucker is dismissin’ the hate, that he don’t think nobody hates the gays. I don’t know about that. There’s hate in the world, that’s for sure. Hate for all kinds of folks. Black folks, brown folks, white folks, even folks that like the same kind of folks. It’s a sad state of affairs, if you ask me.
But this Tucker, he’s a talkin’ head, see? They get paid to talk, get folks stirred up. Maybe he believes what he’s sayin’, maybe he don’t. Maybe he just sayin’ it to get folks watchin’ his show. That’s how they do it, them TV folks.

I ain’t got no dog in this fight, mind you. I don’t watch that Tucker fella much. Too much talkin’, not enough doin’ if you ask me. But I know this: Hate’s a bad thing, and shootin’ folks is even worse. And maybe, just maybe, this Tucker fella should think a little harder before he opens his mouth.
Folks gettin’ all fired up on the internet too, I hear. Postin’ this and that, arguin’ back and forth. It’s all a big mess, if you ask me. Too much noise, not enough sense. Reminds me of a bunch of chickens squawkin’ in the henhouse.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ Tucker’s right, and I ain’t sayin’ he’s wrong. I’m just sayin’ there’s more to it than meets the eye. And maybe, just maybe, we should all try to be a little kinder to each other, no matter who we are or who we love.
Folks are callin’ Tucker all kinds of names. Sayin’ he’s this, sayin’ he’s that. But I reckon name-callin’ don’t solve nothin’. It just makes things worse. We need to listen to each other, try to understand each other, even if we don’t agree. That’s the only way we’re gonna get through this mess.
So, there you have it. That’s what I think about this whole Tucker Carlson gay situation. Not much, I know, but it’s the truth as I see it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got chores to do.
