Alright, alright, settle down, ya young’uns. Let’s talk about this… this “sexual position triceratops,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ them fancy city folks made up, eh? But I reckon it’s just about, you know, bein’ close with your fella. Let me tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy names for it. We just… did what came natural. But I guess times are different now, so let’s see if this old lady can make some sense of it for ya.
So, first off, what is this “triceratops” thing? Sounds like one of them big ol’ dinosaurs. Maybe it means somethin’ strong and sturdy? I ain’t no scientist, but I reckon it’s gotta be about gettin’ good and close to your man, right? Like, really connected. You know, like them dinosaurs stickin’ together.
- Maybe it’s one of them “from behind” positions? You know, where you’re… well, never mind. But them city folks call it “back to front,” I heard. They say it’s important to talk to your man, make sure everyone’s comfortable. And that makes sense, I guess. You don’t want no one gettin’ hurt, that’s for sure.
- Or maybe it’s somethin’ like that “butterfly” thing. Heard some young gals talkin’ ‘bout it down at the market. Sounds like you’re facin’ each other, but, you know, closer. They say it’s good for… for findin’ them special spots. Every woman has those, I tell ya. Ya just gotta find ‘em. And a good man will help ya look, that’s for sure.
- And then there’s that plain ol’ “missionary” style. That’s the one everyone knows, right? But even that can be spiced up, I hear. You can change things, you know, make it more… interestin’. After all those years, even an old lady knows that keeping things lively is important.
Now, I ain’t gonna get into all the dirty details, mind you. This old lady ain’t got no time for that. But I will tell you this: bein’ close to your man, that’s important. It’s about more than just… well, you know. It’s about connectin’, about feelin’ safe, about trustin’ each other. And that’s true whether you’re doin’ it this way, that way, or some other way altogether.
And don’t forget, you gotta have some fun with it! Life’s too short to be serious all the time. If you wanna try somethin’ new, go for it! Just make sure you’re both on the same page, and you’re doin’ it safe. No use in bein’ reckless, now. This old lady has seen enough of that in her day.
Whether you’re in the bedroom, or maybe even… outside, under the stars (though I wouldn’t recommend that, too many bugs!), or even in the shower, it all comes down to the same thing. Bein’ close to the person you care about, havin’ fun, and makin’ each other happy. That’s the whole point, ain’t it?
Some folks talk about “G-spots” and “clit play” and all that. I ain’t gonna pretend I know what all that means. But I do know that every woman is different, and what works for one might not work for another. You gotta figure out what pleases you, and then you gotta tell your man. He ain’t no mind reader, you know. Communication, that’s what them city folks call it. And it ain’t a bad idea, I reckon.
And if you’re thinkin’ about addin’ another person to the mix, well, that’s a whole ‘nother story. I ain’t gonna say it’s right or wrong, that’s for you to decide. But just make sure everyone knows what’s goin’ on and everyone’s comfortable. Lots of ways to do things with one person, even more if you add another to the situation, it’s all up to what feels good and works for you all, ain’t no special trick to it.
So, there you have it. This old lady’s take on “sexual position triceratops.” Maybe I didn’t tell ya exactly what you wanted to hear, but I hope I gave ya somethin’ to think about. Just remember, be safe, be honest, and most importantly, have fun. And if you’re lucky enough to find a good man, hold on tight and don’t let go.
