How It All Started
Honestly, saw folks online talkin’ about huge butt plugs like it was no big deal. Got curious, right? Figured, why not? Did some quick searches late at night – kinda sheepish about it – but clicked “buy now” on what looked like a decent beginner set. Didn’t overthink size, mistake number one.
Unboxing Surprise (More Like Shock)
Package showed up discreet, good. Opened it up… holy moly. These things looked WAY bigger than the pictures. Like, comically huge. Held the smallest one in the hand, just stared. Thought “No way that goes anywhere near my butt.” Felt kinda proud but also dumb. The big one? Looked like something from a sci-fi movie prop department. Seriously questioned my life choices right there.
The “Beginner” Try-Out
Alright, deep breath. Read the leaflet that came with ’em, used tons of lube – seriously, double what you think you need. Started with the absolute “smallest” big one in the kit. Got it in maybe half an inch? Stopped cold. Body said “NOPE.” Felt like hitting a solid wall, uncomfortable pressure instantly. Tried relaxing, breathing, more lube. Nada. Just couldn’t progress. Called it quits after ten frustrating minutes. Felt totally defeated. That “small” one won, hands down.
What Actually Works (My Mistakes & Fixes)
So yeah, that “first try” was a bust. Learned some real things after that facepalm moment:
- Size Matters (A LOT): “Massive” ain’t beginner territory, even if the listing says “starter kit.” Found actual beginners sizes later – think pinky finger thickness, not thumb!
- Material is Everything: That hard plastic? Awful. Switched to super soft, bendy silicone. Way easier on the nerves.
- Lube TYPE Is Crucial: Water-based stuff dried up fast. Silicone lube? Game changer. Lasted longer, made things glide.
- Warm-Up Required: Zero to hero doesn’t work. Used much smaller toys consistently for weeks first. Slow, steady progress is the only way.
It took literal months of practice with progressively bigger, soft, well-lubed plugs before touching that “smallest massive” one again. Even then, lots of patience and stopping when needed. No rushing it.
Stuff You Should Know
- Listen to Your Butt: If it hurts, stop. Pressure is kinda normal, sharp pain? Big warning sign.
- Lube Reservoir = Pro Tip: Got a plug with a flared neck? Shove extra lube up there before inserting. Helps it stay slippery inside.
- Stubborn Plug Removal? Squat down like you’re takin’ a dump (gross, I know). Relaxes everything. Comes out easier.
Bottom Line (Pun kinda intended)
Don’t be me ordering huge plugs on a whim. Massive ain’t where you start. Get tiny, soft silicone plugs, drown ’em in good lube, and go slooooow. It takes time and practice. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or got a very unusual backside. Learned the hard way, hopefully this saves someone else the frustration and that awful box-staring moment. Stick with the basics, seriously.
