Getting Started
Was scrolling late one night thinking, gotta spice things up a bit, you know? Kept seeing stuff about positions being better for guys but felt like most advice was fluffy nonsense. Decided to actually test drive some myself, take notes, and see what really clicked.
The Research Phase (Mostly Porn Hub, Let’s Be Real)
Grabbed the laptop, avoided the obvious traps, and went searching for “quick guide guy focus.” Found lists promising “best positions for male pleasure” or “deep penetration made easy.” Screenshotted a few that looked halfway believable, not the Cirque du Soleil ones.
- The “Couch Coaster” Basically, her sitting on the couch edge, you standing.
- The Modified Missionary Sounds boring, but they swore adding pillows under her hips was a game changer.
- The Lazy Dog Her on her stomach, legs together-ish? Supposedly less work for me.
Test Driving Time (Wish Me Luck)
Okay, talked it over with the missus. She was game – mainly ’cause I promised foot rubs after. Safety first and all.
Round 1: The Couch Coaster
Started simple. Had her sit on the edge of the couch, feet maybe on my shoulders? Felt stable for me, good leverage for sure. Control felt easier than standing straight up with her on the bed. Depth was decent. She liked the view apparently. Verdict: Definitely a keeper for quick sessions. Felt efficient.
Round 2: Pillow-Powered Missionary
Threw a firm pillow under her lower back. Huh. Honestly? Big difference. Way easier to hit those spots without feeling like I’m doing complex trigonometry with my hips. Felt deeper for both, less awkward angle for me pushing. Kinda obvious now, why didn’t I think of that before? Verdict: Simple hack, actually works. Do this.
Round 3: The “Lazy” Part Was a Lie (Lazy Dog)
She’s flat on her stomach. Tried legs slightly apart, then more together. Found a middle ground. Okay, penetration angle felt good, deep for sure. But “lazy”? My quads were complaining after like 3 minutes holding that stance! Not exactly relaxing. Maybe better for a quick finale? Verdict: Felt good penetration-wise but man, calling it “Lazy” is false advertising. My legs disagree.
Surprise MVP & Final Thoughts
Honestly? The stupid pillow trick under missionary won out. Quick, simple, no acrobatics needed, good results for effort level. Couch Coaster was solid runner-up for standing situations. The Lazy Dog? Needs a name change – maybe “The Quad Buster.”
Overall, felt less tired, more focused. Connection felt different, more present maybe? Less fumbling. Definitely made intimacy tonight more about enjoying it together rather than just getting through it. Score one for actually trying things out instead of just reading headlines. Next morning, back wasn’t even mad – bonus!
So yeah, guys: try the damn pillows. Start there.
