Okay, so, I’ve been messing around with these penis pumps for a bit, and I figured I’d share my experiences. It’s not something you chat about over coffee, but hey, we’re all adults here, right?
First off, I got my hands on one of these contraptions. It’s basically a plastic tube that you put your, uh, member into. You then start pumping the air out of this thing. It felt weird at first, I’m not gonna lie. Kinda like being vacuum-sealed. But I went with it, following the instructions like a good boy.
- Pump, pump, pump: I started pumping, slowly at first. The instructions said not to go too fast, so I was taking it easy.
- The vacuum effect: As I pumped, this vacuum started happening. You could see the blood being drawn into the penis. It was… interesting, to say the least.
- Getting bigger: Honestly, it started to work. I mean, things were definitely getting bigger down there. No magic, just good old negative air pressure doing its thing.
- Maintaining: I kept pumping for a bit, following the directions. It wasn’t uncomfortable, just a bit strange. I managed to maintain the, ahem, size for a decent amount of time.
After I was done with the pumping, I hit the release valve, and things gradually went back to normal. It wasn’t instant, but it wasn’t a painful deflation either. It was like the process of blowing up a balloon then releasing the air.
My Thoughts
So, did it work? Yeah, it did. It’s not a permanent solution, obviously, but it did what it was supposed to do. It’s not gonna give me super powers, but I can see why someone would use this.
Would I recommend it? I guess that depends on what you’re looking for. It’s definitely an experience. It’s not something I’d do every day, but hey, to each their own. Just make sure you read the instructions and don’t overdo it, that’s my two cents.
