Well, howdy there! Let’s chitchat about somethin’ folks whisper about, ya know, that thing down there. Don’t be shy now, we’re all grown-ups here, or at least we pretend to be. We’re gonna talk about a fella’s ding-dong, that’s right, his 7-inch cock.
Now, some gals, they get all flustered about size. They think bigger is better, like a bigger pumpkin means a better pie. But let me tell ya somethin’, that ain’t always the truth. I heard tell that only a quarter of them gals can, ya know, get their happy ending from just that thing alone, no matter how big it is. So, most gals, they need a little somethin’ extra, like a good rubbin’ or a little tickle here and there, ya feel me?
I saw somethin’ on that there internet thingy, about what gals really want. They done asked a whole heap of ‘em, like eight hundred or somethin’. And guess what? Them gals ain’t lookin’ for no monster truck down there. They want somethin’… well, somethin’ just about right. They didn’t give a number, but they made it sound like most fellas are just fine the way they are. So all you fellas frettin’ about your little fella, you can just stop right there.
Then there’s them scientists, always pokin’ their noses where they don’t belong. They went and measured a whole bunch of fellas, and they say the average stick is about five inches long when it’s standin’ tall. Yeah, just five! Some a little more, some a little less, like ears of corn in a field. But five seems to be the magic number.
- Now, them gals, they ain’t the best at guessin’ size. They think their fellas are packin’ a bit more than they really are, maybe five and a bit inches. Shows ya what they know, huh? Maybe they’re just bein’ nice, or maybe they’re lookin’ at it with beer goggles on. Who knows?
- And let me tell ya somethin’ else. Some gals care about the size, and some don’t give a hoot. And even the ones that care, they don’t always care the way you think. Maybe they like it thick, maybe they like it thin, maybe they just like it attached to a good fella. It’s like pickin’ apples, everyone’s got their own taste.
So, back to this here 7-inch cock. It’s bigger than average, sure, but that don’t make it the best, ya hear? It’s like havin’ a big ol’ truck, it might look fancy, but if you can’t drive it, it ain’t worth a hill of beans. What matters is how you use what you got, how you treat your gal, and how you make her feel. That’s the real secret, not some number on a ruler.
A good fella knows how to please his woman, no matter what he’s packin’. He knows how to listen, how to touch, how to make her laugh. He knows that lovin’ ain’t just about what’s down there, it’s about what’s up here, in your heart and in your head. And that, my friends, is somethin’ no ruler can measure.
So, stop worryin’ about inches and start worryin’ about bein’ a good person. Be kind, be gentle, be respectful. And if you got a 7-inch cock, well, that’s just the cherry on top, ain’t it? But remember, even a small cherry can taste mighty sweet if it’s ripe and ready. And that’s all I gotta say about that.
Just be yourself and treat your gal right. That’s the best way to keep her happy, no matter what size pants you wear.
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