Oh boy, you wanna know about the devil’s threesome? That’s some nasty stuff, I tell ya. I heard about it from the young folks, always talking about this kinda thing. Makes me blush, even now.
So, this devil’s threesome, it ain’t about playin’ cards, that’s for sure. It’s when you got two men and one woman, all doin’ the you-know-what together. Lord have mercy, what is this world coming to?
The young’uns, they use all sorts of words for it. Some say it’s a “Devil’s Triangle”. Sounds like somethin’ from those scary movies, don’t it? I reckon it’s called that ’cause there are three people involved, like the points of a triangle, you see.
I heard some folks say it’s “empowering” for the woman. They say she’s in charge, like a queen bee with her drones. Well, I don’t know about all that. Seems to me like it’s just a whole lot of sinnin’ goin’ on.
- Two men, one woman. That’s the devil’s threesome.
- Some call it a “Devil’s Triangle”.
- They say it’s “empowering” for the woman.
And then there’s the other kind, they say. The “good kind,” they call it. Ha! Two women and one man. Like that’s any better! Still sounds like a whole lot of trouble to me. Devil’s threesome, good kind, bad kind, it’s all just a mess if you ask me.
I heard some fellas talk about how they get all jealous and upset when their gal is with another man. They say these fellas end up cryin’ in the bathroom. Can you imagine? If you’re gonna get involved in a devil’s threesome, you gotta be real sure you can handle it. Sounds like a recipe for heartbreak to me.
Now, back in my day, we didn’t have such carryin’ on. We had morals, we did. We knew right from wrong. You got married, you stayed with your husband, and that was that. None of this devil’s threesome business.
These young folks, they hear about it on the internet, I reckon. They got all these fancy words for it too. They say it’s called “sexual intercourse” when it’s two men and one woman. Well, we just called it sinnin’. Plain and simple.
And there was that judge fella, what was his name? Kavanaugh, that’s it. They were askin’ him about this devil’s threesome thing, somethin’ about his high school yearbook. Caused quite a stir, it did. Even the big shots are talkin’ about it now. What a world, what a world.
It don’t matter what you call it, it’s all wicked. This devil’s threesome, it’s a sign of the times, I tell ya. People have lost their way. They don’t know right from wrong anymore.
- Devil’s threesome is a sin.
- It’s a sign of the times.
- People have lost their way.
You mark my words, this devil’s threesome stuff, it’s gonna lead to no good. It’s gonna break up families, it’s gonna spread diseases, and it’s gonna rot your soul. That’s what I think, anyway.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ involved in a devil’s threesome, I got one piece of advice for ya: Don’t. Just don’t. It ain’t worth it. Find yourself a good man or a good woman, settle down, and live a decent life. That’s what I say.
Now, I’m gonna go have a cup of tea and try to forget all about this devil’s threesome nonsense. Lord knows, I’ve heard enough about it for one lifetime.
This whole devil’s threesome business just makes my head spin. I don’t know why anyone would want to do such a thing. It just sounds like a whole heap of trouble. And for what? A few minutes of pleasure? It ain’t worth it, I tell ya. It just ain’t worth it.
Back in my day, things were simple. We didn’t have all these fancy words and ideas about doin’ the nasty. Like scissoring and docking, or even queening, and I certainly never heard tell of cuckolding! A devil’s threesome is bad enough.
I just hope and pray that these young folks will come to their senses and stop all this foolishness. This devil’s threesome, it’s just the devil’s work, that’s what it is. And we all know where that leads, don’t we? Straight to you-know-where.
