Well, well, well, look what we got here. That Amazing Race, they call it. Season 36, can you believe it? I seen a thing or two in my time, but this, this was somethin’ else. That Ricky and Cesar, they won the whole darn thing! Good for them, I say. One million dollars! Can you imagine?

They was runnin’ all over the place, those two. All over creation. They went to Mexico, Colombia, Chile, Argentina, all them places. I ain’t never been further than the next county, but it sure looked excitin’ on the TV.
Ricky and Cesar, they a good team. They seem to get along, most of the time. That’s important, you know. You gotta be able to work together, especially when you’re chasin’ a million bucks. That’s a lot of money!
They started this whole shebang back in March, March 13th to be exact. And it went all the way to May 15th. Long time to be runnin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off, if you ask me. But hey, they won, so what do I know?
Ricky and Cesar, they the winners. Number one. Top dogs. They got that big prize. That million dollars, I sure wouldn’t mind havin’ that in my pocket, let me tell you!
Then there was them other two, the flyboys, Juan and Shane. They was in the military, flyin’ them airplanes. They came in second. Not too shabby, I guess. They got some money too, $25,000. That ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at either, that’s for sure!

And the third place? Well, someone got third place, gotta be three of them. They get $10,000, that’s what I heard. I reckon everyone gets something on this show, even if you ain’t the big winner. It is good to know this, you know? Everyone got paid!
- Ricky and Cesar won the whole thing.
- Juan and Shane, the military pilots, came in second.
- Someone got third place and ten thousand.
- They all got some money!
- This whole thing started on March 13th and ended on May 15th.
- They went all over, them places, Mexico and such.
This Amazing Race 36, it sure was somethin’. Lots of runnin’ and jumpin’ and yellin’. But you know what? It looked like fun. Tough, but fun. I do not think I can run that fast. But good job, Ricky and Cesar!
They say Ricky, he used to be a mascot or somethin’. You know, one of them fellas in a big costume, dancin’ around. And he knows a lot about that place, Philadelphia. That’s probably why they did so good, knowin’ all them things.
I reckon it takes all kinds to win somethin’ like this. You gotta be smart, you gotta be strong, and you gotta be lucky. And maybe you gotta know somethin’ about Philadelphia, too. That is a big city!
Ricky and Cesar win The Amazing Race. That’s the big news. One million dollars richer. Good for them! I hope they spend it wisely. Maybe buy a nice farm, get some chickens. Or buy a new TV so I can watch next season!

That Juan and Shane, they seemed like nice boys, too. Flyin’ them airplanes, protectin’ our country. They did good, comin’ in second. And whoever came in third, well, good for them, too. Everyone did their best, I reckon.
It’s a lot of pressure, bein’ on TV like that. Millions of people watchin’ your every move. I don’t know if I could handle that. I’d probably just hide under the covers. Maybe I just watch it.
But Ricky and Cesar, they handled it just fine. They kept their cool, they worked together, and they won the whole darn thing. One million dollars. They are the winner of Amazing Race season 36! Wow!
I wonder what they’ll do with all that money. Maybe they’ll go on another trip. Or maybe they’ll just relax and enjoy life. They earned it, that’s for sure. After all that running and jumping! My legs hurt!
Well, I guess that’s all there is to say about that. Ricky and Cesar won The Amazing Race. End of story. Now, where’s my coffee? I need a cup of coffee after all this excitement. This is so exciting!
